Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Every time I see a wrap-around mic and a dude standing at the front of the room I think of a megachurch. Kind of ironic, considering these two are getting married stark freakin’ naked. Judging by the placement of the groom’s right hand, I’m guessing the room might be a bit drafty. It’s all in the name of love. 

Related: “Clothing Optional. Top Hat Required.” and Beach Weddings Are So Practical

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Is this like a bachelor party/wedding combo? I’m trying to figure it out. I’m guessing whatever’s happening doesn’t make any more sense than the groom’s short-sleeved button-down and shiny tie. His wife is looking …well, stacked, but also pretty pleased. Maybe she set the whole thing up? Early anniversary present? 

Related:  I Wonder What The Bride’s Father Will Say?

Submitted by: Key West Bride via Submit Page

I don’t know if this woman is a crazy aunt or a total stranger, but I appreciate her presence regardless. Dranks + white pleather platform boots + random boob flashing = Good times. And are those sheer pantyhose from the Hooters catalogue?

I kind of want to hire her to crash my parents’ 40th Anniversary Party. If she ever leaves Margaritaville, that is. Her body’s pretty smokin’ for her age, amirite? 

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

I’m always saying that the concept of chivalry has gone out the window. Same thing with fashion trends like corset wedding dresses, satin lace-up leg wrap shoes, and fluffy mini skirts with attached trains. Thankfully, this couple is bringing all of those things back! 

Related: At Least Everyone Else Looks Good

Submitted by: Honey Bee via Submit Page

Hellooo, St. Louis! Burlesque Bridesmaids, Cabaret Groomsmen, and Clownvis Presley – What more could you possibly need on your wedding day?

It’s amazing that despite these side attractions the wedding is still very much about the bride and her enormous breasts hair piece. I’m still trying to determine who the groom is, though. The little guy with the red hat? I kind of don’t want to know…

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Didn’t I see this chick in a Whitesnake video back in ‘86? Couldn’t she have lifted her leg just a little bit lower in this picture? Cuz those are her lady parts. 

I’m pretty sure this isn’t the girl you take home to mom. Then again the groom has chosen to wear a monochromatic “creamy yellow” outfit with matching belt. So, yeah.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Woo Hoo! It’s Friday! Let’s celebrate!

But first – let’s discuss the atrocious and plentiful fashion faux pas happening in this picture. Yes, the bride’s upskirt action is a little embarrassing, but it’s mostly because she’s wearing some of the ugliest lace tights I’ve ever seen.

And what.the.hell. is everyone else wearing?! It’s like this family went shopping in the Star Search wardrobe closet circa 1987. I’m ready for my happy hour margarita now. 

Submitted by: Gateaux, Inc in Plymouth, MN via Submit Page

Some submissions that come across our desks laptops at Wedinator HQ are amazing wins, so today marks the first day of the Sheer Awesomeness post. Sheer Awesomeness is anything labeled ’suh-weet’ by your fellow Cheez Editors, and it will be a weekly feature of the blog. Yay!

So let’s get this party started. Why is the above post awesome? Hm, let me think:

- It’s a meticulously crafted Super Mario Bros. cake
- Mario finally gets the Princess (awww)
- The cake is a giant warp tunnel. NICE.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

I’ll admit this image is pretty tame compared to the last Ode to Stuffed Animals seen on Wedinator. But that doesn’t make it any less confusing or tacky. 

WAS this Mariah Carey’s wedding cake? Are there other people out there who pay a premium for rainbow fondant decorated with a Sweet Sixteen bejeweled heart and paper butterflies from Michael’s? Something tells me this couple’s first dance is set to ‘A Whole New World’ from Aladdin. 

Submitted by: Cherry via Submit Page

“All the single ladies…now put your arms up!”

Some women – and the occasional dude – will do ANYTHING to catch the bouquet. I wonder why they don’t just pay everyone off in order to make this happen. I’d be happy to take a $20 under the banquet table and sidestep the floral trophy.

Maybe they’re just super competitive and like to throw ‘bows (in their bare feet). Or maybe they really enjoy jumping…?