Forget the champagne, give me the beer!
I’m trying to think of a better way to commemorate The Happiest Day Of Your Life. Suddenly everything else pales in comparison. Dancing with your new husband to “At Last” doesn’t hold a candle to doing a keg stand in Vera Wang. Was she a gymnast or just a college professional? Her form suggests she’s held a variety of prestigious titles.
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I live in Texas, and I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but at one wedding reception/afterparty, we all did kegstands. At least the newly married couple weren’t still dressed in their wedding gear. Of course, they walked down the aisle to the Star Wars Triumphal March. And it is Texas. Oh, and the bride kicked everyone’s ass at the kegstands. 54.6 seconds. Win? Fail? You tell me….
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