The Claw
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“We are gathered here today to celebrate the bride’s HUGE breasts. The groom has vowed that from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health – he will love, cherish and fondle the bride’s breasts for as long as they both shall live.”
Will Someone Just Get It For Her Already?!?
I’m sorry, I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was too busy trying to create a wardrobe malfunction with my mind. Too bad I don’t have telekinesis
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The white dress is a LIE!
Ya Think??!! LMAO!
Did she buy the dress on craigslist? Because any bridal shop will do alterations to avoid just this situation.
Can you imagine her showing her wedding pictures to her grandchildren?
Only in Russia this can happen
In America, bride wears dress and a veil. In Soviet Russia, dress wears bride AS a veil!
She’s having the wedding of my dreams, because in my dreams I often find myself half-naked in a public area.
What in the world is holding those balloons in that dress in the first place? That can’t be very comfortable. And what was she thinking when she decided this was the perfect dress? Think of your family when you get married, they dont want to see that, or think of your wedding pics in a few decades when you’re kids and grandchildren will be asking wtf? White was totally the wrong colour for this bride if she can wear something that revealing. Virgin my ass.
At least the groom will be happy, wonder how he can tear his eyes away from them for the few minutes while you’re up at the alter?
This is why you buy your dress AFTER the implant surgery!
If you got it, flaunt it. Just remember that there are children, not to mention your grandparents, present.
water wings?
just a cheap whore
nasha rasha
All eyes on the bride. Is that not the idea of every wedding? Mission accomplished.
@mihai
That’s a little harsh don’t you think? No-one called your mum a cheap whore when she squeezed you out 9 months after she fucked that retarded speed-addled truck driver. Oh wait…
Nice
hahaha, big….. he will die
Its a v shaped corset dress and due to her large mellons folded down while she was getting out of the limo and her boobs popped out
still…before you get out of a limo you secure the tetas and the coochie. wtf?
hope, the minister was able to concentrate on his duties. And best man did not mess it up, as in previous case
She is not a cheap whore, she is a FREE whore!
i saw this photo on a news website, posted yesterday. i lol’d so hard.
funny this is still getting a lot of attention, way to make a lasting impression..
She Is gorgeous – this is a wedding that will last
It’s not soo sexy !!!
she’s so crazy
LUCKY GUESTS ,, but luckiest is groom
:D
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@Antelieris
That dress IS a wardrobe malfunction!
Who is this woman?
Oh My GOd! this should not be happened. Embarassing indeed
@vonjos
…and in USA too…
Let’s just hope nothing made her sneeze at the wedding…
The hottest wedding photo taken, EVER!
Hmmm.
Bingo! My new wallpaper!
Good Lord.
That’s so cheap woman
oh.. yess
What ‘cha wanna bet she was the first piece of ass he had?
I got this pic last year. I think simon may actually be right. The bodice may have been supposed to sit up higher, but was pushed down by her enormous, natural (you can tell by the way they hang down like succulent, ripe tomatoes, and plump out to the sides) breasts as she was sitting in the limo, and this is right after they have come out of the car. The next moment may very well have been the blushing bride turning around to hike up her wayward corset…
but if it’s meant to be that way, bless her sweet heart, she looks fantastic!
Isn’t there too many limos for a wedding? Surely this is a school formal – a real “coming out” party.
Where’s ELP when you need them? “Ooooh, what a lucky man he was (was was was….)”
I concur with myxo…she looks fantastic. As in, from a fantasy, not something you would actually do in real life. Except she did. Hey, porno queens fall in love and get married too. I’m fully in favor of OTHER people embarrassing themselves forever in front of their family like this….makes me feel better about my own humiliating decisions.
This beautiful blushing bride actually caused to be heard the impossible sentence I never in my wildest dreams thought I would ever hear issue from my lips: “Those boobs need to be covered up more.”
Ow. I just sprained my fingers typing that.
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WTF!!
The groom is no doubt looking forward to taking her up the aisle
Psst. There’s a nipple showing…
That looks REALLY uncomfortable…
She’d never sink, and the groom would never be lost for shelter in a storm
You can see that the cups have dropped down and she is plainly too big for the top. Her top is too small and falling off. It looks tacky, slutty and ridiculous.
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Um, wow. It looks like the dress got folded in the car; seriously, why is everyone calling her a whore? So she feels comfortable with that, or the picture got taken at a bad time. It’s her decision. She’s not flashing her panties, walking around showing off her bum, and she actually looks most respectable and lovely.
Peace, love, happiness… be nice, children.
nooossaaa!
I like it, and I’m a girl haha.. Wait..
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omg…even thought the top folded down in the car, check yourself before you get out! and probably right side up its too small and hella slutty.
i am literally offended by this. how stupid/trashy are you?!?
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OOPS!
Comments make it seem like people think that she did not know what the dress was going to look like. Obviously those boobies were a wedding gift from the groom, for the groom. It looks like a Russian Mafiya weeding to me. They both have taste, all bad.
i think the dress is being held up by her nipple rings
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and i think that wedding dress depend from taste preferense, and it is can be various.