Bikini Bride
I made an arrangement with my fiance when we got engaged: If he gets to implant hair plugs, I get to wear an embellished bikini to the wedding. It’s something I’ve been dreaming about since I was a little girl. A bikini covered in beautiful flowers made of tissue paper, paired with Rack Room fuck-me stilettos and a gorgeous, flowing train. Luckily, he was into the idea!
Everything came together spectacularly. The parking lot we wanted to rent for the ceremony was available, my tan came in even, and Hooters even had a cancellation so we were able to secure an awesome venue for the reception. Plus, none of my ex-husbands showed up. Simply perfect!
PS: Serious Side Note: Does this chick not look exactly like Heidi Montag if she’d gotten married in her usual day-to-day attire?
From what I can see, I don’t think her eyes are quite as dead and soulless as Heidi Montag’s.
LOL!! I thought Heidi Montag as soon as I saw this pic.. atleast this chick’s husband is cuter than Spencer.
Pamela Anderson was the first to get married in a white bikini. Shame on you, copycat. Oh wait, Heidi is an attention whore….
Sorry, “Hiedi”
The bridesmaid wearing the racer back and spaghetti strap combination looks tacky to me.
The first thought I had was, “See? This is what the wedding is like when you marry a mermaid who has traded her fin for legs.” They gotta get her down to the ocean for some R&R now before she dries out.
The best part – no massive tight dress to worm out of for the big night!
Did you notice that the woman with them is hiding her face?
say what you want, but that dude looks SUPER happy.
@Daylom
Do you mean “happy” like I *think* you mean happy, because I think I noticed something about him…
@steph.. like, that he’s a fat lump marrying a sexy slim lady?
я так считаю: восхитительно..
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No snarky comments about her one inch long white or silver nails?
If he didn’t meet her in a strip club and she fell in love with with him because he was ‘nice to her’ then I’m living on Pluto right now.
I just had an epiphany: maybe they got married at a water park? It would explain the bride’s bikini, the bridesmaid’s racerback under her dress (bathing suit under cover-up), the open asphalt area with tables where they’re walking, and the weird rig in the background (it’s the conveyor belt for taking the inner tubes up to the top of the water slide).
Of course, if this *is* a water park, the groom is severely overdressed.
Sweet mother of god, I think you’re right…it IS a water park…WHO gets married at a water park, WHO?!!
Gotta be the best man and maid of honor.
Either that or the groom is LOADED.