Don't Forget The Jazz Hands!
Go on, honey. Show ‘em that trick we do in bars when we’re low on money. The one where I open my legs and you magically appear in-between them.
You brought your tap shoes, right? I see you wore the ‘Sympathy Bandages’ on your arms like I asked you to. Mommy’s Little Actress!
is it just me or does that kid have some mad fangs??
The Aristocrats!!
Holy crap, demon child.
Those aren’t sympathy badges. Those are suicide bandages. Stepdad likes little girls…
SURPRISE!!! I actually have five kids
This picture wouldn’t be so appalling if the little girl didn’t bear a startling resemblance to my own offspring. Aside from leaping out from between somebody’s legs and without the fangs, I mean.
Gotta be careful when you buy a second hand wedding dress – if not properly dry-cleaned they may be rife with parasitic flower girls
LOL thats hilarious!
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its a wedding people, is this how you want to be remembered? The little girl is really cute though!