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Submitted By: Anonymous
File under: Very Intelligent Ideas. Love the cannon/white wedding metaphor, love the ugly witch shoes, and oh yes, that super sexxxy pair of matchy matchy knickers! The look on her face says it all: EXPLOSIVE.
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Curiosity: The portuguese word for “cannon” (canhão) also means “really ugly and/or trashy person”. So those brides who like to take photos with artillery have a whole ‘nother level of funny for Brazillians.
Speaking of “really ugly” and that horrible beauty association to an entire national identity, you think a at least a little wax would be part of the bridal package.
Two Tickets, Please!
I guess size does matter…She wouldn’t be doing that with a 6-shooter
I can’t see how he could marry a girl of her caliber.
Looks like someone needs to weed the garden…
or at least trim the edges back to borders…lmao
Fodder of the bride.
That looks tasty and delicious. I want it really bad.
The cannon is clearly something old. The dress appears to be new. I’m sure she borrowed those shoes from her grandmother. Making the embroidery on her panties….
but where’s the blue?
Wha….????? It’s a classic bridal pose, people!
Hmmm, at least the cuff matches the collar
Dress, shoes and stockings all match? CHECK!
Drapes and shag carpet all match? CHECK!
Seriously though, I hope she put a razor on the registry because it looks like they really could use one.
Um…. if she was going to flash all that she should have at LEAST shaved first!!
Girlfriend needed a Brazilian wax first if she was gonna flash the world wearing see-through knickers! Did not need to find out that the bride’s carpet matches the drapes.
Nice Bush.
Beautiful bush. Glad she didn’t razor it off. Au naturel rules.
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wtf hairy?
“Il faut cultiver notre jardin”
shave that shit!!
There’s probably some sort of ordnance violation going on here.
Loosk like West Point….her groom is prob not caring she needs a shave she’s female! LOL
Interesting…
It looks like her ass is hairy too…?
It’s shadow, people!!
@Brazooka
in French, we say “canon” for someone really hot… in this case, portuguese is a better match
GOD what is wrong with people?
IF WE WERE MEANT TO HAVE BARE GENITALS, WE WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY EVOLVED WITHOUT THEM.
Hair happens.
Jesus people, get over it.
Bet you shave your pits though….
I don’t think anyone said “bare” but when it’s shootin’ out the sides….I mean….wow. She’s obviously down with the underarm hair removal.
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
She needs to shave…no wait that’s her crotch!
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geez, I mean, “Hi boys!”… on your WEDDING DAY??!