Her Dad Looks So Proud
Submitted By: Alie
The length of a bride’s veil and the size of her bouquet do not a dress make. Then again, maybe the couple had to cut corners. Wedding dress or bounce castle? It’s an easy choice.
PS: Does her thong have a pull-tab on the front for easy-access?
Give her a gun and a turkey, and I’m all over that.
I think there might be a turkey hidden in that bouquet, so you are halfway there Yuan!
And it was the most uncomfortable dance between a bride and her father in the history of weddings.
But she has great taste in shoes!
“Wait! You mean that’s… THE GROOM?”
WOW! What HUGE stargazers!
And the other flowers are pretty, too.
Does it really matter what her FACE looks like???
A different take on the “I’m-naked-in-front-of-my-entire-school-and-I-have-no-idea-how-I-got-here” nightmare.
I actually had that dream when I was planning my wedding!
oh I get it now. They used all the fabric on the seats, so there was none left for a dress.
Shame really though, she could have just not invited Uncle Bob and Aunt Alice and used their seat covers, lol
@Schnooks
I thought the same thing. That is the rich old groom and the trophy wife.
I don’t think that’s a pull tab, I think it’s a tucked peen. I’m not expert, but the hips and the extra bump in the thong spell guy to me.
1. Does this make anyone else think of the chidlren’s tale The Emperor’s New Clothes?
2. Cheapest. Wedding dress. EVER.
I don’t think it’s the groom. I think it’s her father walking her down the aisle. He doesn’t look like he approves.
“Daddy, I can’t shake the feeling that I forgot something. Let’s see, something old, that’s you. Something new, DAMMIT!!!!”
“Something blue… Yeah, that’s covered.”
Um….. Hmmm….. well….. I’m speachless!
I think the square at the bottom of her underwear is a spot where they blurred out her crotchless panties.
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The chairs are wearing more clothes than the bride!
this is just plain nasty!
what do the brides maids outfits look like?
What outfits? They probably are pretty close to what the bride is not wearing.
@heather
@AmyLovesBrian
I don’t think thats what Schnooks meant by “that’s… THE GROOM?”
Ignore the man in the suit and then reread the comment.
wtf
Very Anna Nicole.
Come now. Obviously the old man, whether father of the bride or groom, is completely blind. I mean really, navy blazer and black trousers? How tacky is that?
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Wait wait wait,….. that looks a LOT like Rudy Giuliani….
OMG is the Rudy Giuliani? Should’nt he be wearing the whore dress?