Paint By Numbers Wedding
World’s Awesomest Idea or Tackiest Wedding EVAR? It seems to depend on the “style”:
The process looks cool, but I’m trying to think of a single time I wanted a make-up artist to paint my boobs just before Grandma gave me her blessing. Let’s see the final works of art…
Submitted By: Kevin C
Pros – Artsy, unique, fun for the whole family
Cons – EVERYTHING ELSE. Not into the Swirly Thighs, not into the whipped cream boobs, and *definitely not* into those man-tights. Or the knee-socks. And Lance Bass on the far left probably shouldn’t go around flashing people with that belly button.
FIRST!!
Also, why did he have a paint on Marine Corps uniform? I guess it was easier than getting the actual dress uniform ready.
The best part is the cake they painted on a pile of bricks.
the bride looks so cold! and I guess, so does the bridesmaid on the left. yikes!
I thought they were all three brides, like three couples getting married.
Oh! The guy on the left has the whole kilt thing going on. That makes a lot more sense. I couldn’t tell what the deal was with his crotch. I just thought they did a bad job painting his junk.
I must say it does look like an impressive codpiece in the front of the kilt on the groom on the left!! But yeah, all the brides look a little chilly… Not thinking I would want to wear this in front of my family!!
That military uniform is especially disgraceful.
@Zero00430 That isn’t a Marine Corps dress blues uniform. Not American anyway.
@NoAdditives
I think it’s Royal Marines.
At least undressing on wedding night will be easy!
this is part of a competition for british television. the brides were competing for their dream wedding.
I hope it’s not for a real wedding… then again, if it is, I wasn’t invited so I don’t care!
It’s a pretty neat publicity stunt, though.
I’m praying for rain (and hoping all the paint is WATER-based)! hehehe
I need to see this picture really, really big.
thats what she said!
Hey, Girl-In-The-Middle! Charro called, she wants her costume back.
I like it.
It’s very tastefully done (for what it is), and actually covers up more than a lot of the skanky dresses I’ve seen these days.
I love it if I ever get married again I want something like this
The fake kilt with real sporran really makes the picture.
haha i remeber seeing this on morning tv also remeber it being a typical freezing british day i laughed then and i laugh now all that for a dream weeding. thats really going to far
Looks like wearing a bra overnight really DOES make all the difference…or, in this case, maybe those women should. =/
Yeah your right, it’s not hitting them in the chin
@Zero00430
That’s not the USMC uniform. It may be the Royal Marines (British) uniform, but USMC has upward pointing chevrons (The yellow arrows for you civvies)
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I think the bride on the left could use some help in the ‘upward pointing chevrons’ dept.
there are a few things here that are particularly upsetting.
the military uniform…thats just wrong.
for this could we not have found some girls that were at least “perky”?
Wow. I would have liked to see the reactions of the wedding guests.
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I think that this is a very creative idea, and if I had the guts (and the tummy) for this, I just might. I LOVE the kilt, and the guy on the right is very handsome.
Uhh… The painted-on Marine Corps uniform seems a little disrespectful to me… Although I carry huge respect for the Marines out there, so it could just be me…
maybe he is a Marine and they were painting on what they would wear for thier actual wedding?
The bride, with those whatever on her legs, looks like a Clydesdale.
oh christ. it’s no more disrespectful to paint on a marines uniform than it is to paint on a kilt. calm down.
I love the saggy boobs comments. I live in freakin LA and I don’t think these women have saggy boobs. Do we think that tits start on your collarbone?
I agree they are no more sappy then most womens actualy most womens are more saggy and trust me i have seem ALOT of boobs
Just fyi all, the knee socks are a traditional part to the kilt outfit…which that guy is clearly portraying as much as possible for being painted on. These are pretty awesome!