Do You Think They're Over Compensating For Something?
The thing about New Jersey the UK (see below) is, the 80s never died.
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They probably had their first dance set to something off of Slippery When Wet. It must have been hard to find a cake phallic tall enough to steer the attention away from the bride’s monstrous fake breasts, but I think they did it.
Congrats, Pretty Pretty Princess and Tom Hanks in Big! You guys look very happy together.
Update: What’s more ridiculous – the fact that I didn’t know who this couple was or the fact that I’ve now spent 15 minutes “researching” them? Jordan and Peter Andre are the famed ‘reality celebrity’ couple from the UK who are no longer together. Jordan rode into her ceremony in a huge glass carriage. So much crucial information…so little time.
It’s like Don Johnson from Miami Vice and Fran Drescher from The Nanny decided to get married.
erm thats jordan/katie price and peter andre incase you didn’t know?!
Seriously, does the poster not know that this is actually Peter Andre and Katy Price aka Jordan? Who have now split. Oh and the Wedding was nowhere near New Jersey it was at Highclere Castle in Berkshire.
Just an FYI everything about Jordan is fake, she is well known for being a phoney, she even fakes caring about her kids. Just Google her and you will see how truly awful she is.
This is Jordan and Peter Andre, a glamour and fame-hungry ‘celebrity’ couple from the UK who are (sadly) no longer together.
And yes, their wedding was hilariously Jerseyish. Jordan’s bride carriage was actually a glass Cindarellaesque monstrosity.
That’s British model Katie Price (“Jordan”) and Peter Andre. And yes, they’re ridiculous.
Their names are Jordan and Peter. He’s a failed pop-star (youtube Peter Andre – Mysterious Girl) and she is a glamour model who used to get her boobs out a lot. They are the most disgustinging reality TV couple in the whole of britain.
In other words, they aren’t from New Jersey.
I’m the poster, and no I actually did not know who this couple is/was. But I’m happy to get to know them now! Thanks for the low-down. This photo is testament to my need to start following more UK tabloid “news” asap.
Got it. Good to know! Thanks
@James
But wait, there’s more! They have two (living) kids together: a son, so humbly named Junior, and a daughter, not-so-humbly named…wait for it…wait for it…Princess Tiáamii. (I was going to put several exclamation marks at the end of that last sentence but feared they’d get lost in the I’s.)
she looks like a pagent contestant that never won
If you look her up in wikipedia you will find out that those implants make her an extremely top-heavy size F in the chest. Why would any one do that to themselves?
Yers Peter André was an Australian except we disowned him when he started singing and banned him from returning when he married Jordan.
Well…at least she’s not lying and wearing white…
The giant sparkly icing hearts are about the same size as her gigantor-tits.
I think you should all Google their famed ‘A whole new world’ duet on YouTube – the unedited version. Makes the cake look tame by comparison.
Who the eff cares who it is, it’s still hilarious… lol
I think the dress is the worst part of that whole picture! She looks like she’s playing dress up, and not in a good way! It’s LAVENDER! ACK!!
the best part about this whole getup is that not only did she pay to look this stupid, she also paid someone, (probably several someones) to look at her lovingly and tell her with a tear in their eye(s) that she was incredibly beautiful, just like a fairy princess.
My breasts are as big as hers – naturally. I’m trying to find a doctor to get them reduced, though so far my insurance will only cover reduction from one doctor – one who has only done implants so far, and has never done a reduction. The back pain is killer
wow. Im so proud of the way my country is being represented right now. You were so lucky you had no idea who these media whores were but now its ruined and their evil publicity virus has spread to the Americans. Curse You Internet!
@tina I had a roommate who had a reduction. She hates Victoria’s Secret, loves her reduction. Good luck with the back!
Let me just preface this by saying that I’m a straight girl.
All I see in this picture are her boobs. They’re just… they… my eyes… tractor beams…
I’m so glad there’s been loads of posts clearing things up, and no posts like, “she’s done so well to get herself where she is today”.
They really are a waste of air.
@LaLaP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
As a bisexual girl, I applaud you. Now remeber that next time you want to hit your boyfriend (or husband / fiance / guy friend / brother / whatever) for having his eyes look right there. :p
They’ve divorced now xD
my breasts have grown to that size during pregnancy. i can’t wait for them to get back to their old size again. i’ve been a D, which is still big, but now i can’t even go to the kitchen to get breakfast started without a bra because it hurts. why would someone choose to do it on purpose?
She looks like the La Luna Tour Sarah Brightman Barbie. Except with Gigantor boobs.
Katie Price/Jordan is just a media whore who has just split up from her crossdressing cage fighter boyfriend. She will use anything to be pictured by the paps, including her kids. Peter Andre was a crap singer but at least he’s a genuinely nice guy with a great sense of humour but, unfortunately, he too is a media whore. This gets worse. She went to the wedding in a carriage which was a giant pink lacy ball full or hearts, if memory serves me right, so she could look like a princess. There’s only so much you can do with hearts and lace love. Or as her fairy godmother no doubt said “Yes Jordan…you can go as a whore!”
I’m an I cup..
And they are real. Try getting a nice bra to fit. I dont’ understand why someone would choose to do this either. I’m lookign to get mine reduced.
So basically this is the UK version of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? There’s one (well technically two) in every country I suppose.
For more UK wedding hilarity cf all the footballer’s wives (known as WAGs). They compete to out-tack each other on their fella’s ridiculous salaries. Bleugh!
I have no idea who these people are, but when I saw this picture, I immediately knew they weren’t together anymore. It’s pretty obvious when a couple won’t last.
OMG that’s Peter Andre?! I used to love that song “Mysterious Girl” when it first came out xD
Hahahaha!
So sad : (
I like the color
not the style of the dress though..
and the cake looks kindda sloppy