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Vegas Showgirl or Porn Star Wedding?November 28th, 2009

Funny-Wedding-Photo-LookAtAllThePrettySparkles

Submitted By: Mary S

It’s kind of a toss-up. Both wear spangles on their fake boobs, both shake it for cash, and both would get married in Vegas.

I think her boobs are technically more covered than this woman’s, so that’s saying something. 

  1. November 28th, 2009 at 10:20 | #1

    where is groom kkkk

  2. Elarain
    November 28th, 2009 at 11:29 | #2

    I had this whole visual scene in my mind’s eye of Ariel from the Little Mermaid’s wedding being acted out in a vegas bordello, and this is where this monstrosity came from.

    Then again, I’m on vicodin for a two pulled teeth yesterday, so my mind is a pretty fuckin’ fun place to be right now.

    @Yeldaaa, what’s up with all the kkk’s everywhere? Not being judgemental or anything, but you’re gonna use up your ration of k’s and have to switch to another letter pretty soon if you’re not careful.

  3. Rich
    November 28th, 2009 at 13:30 | #3

    Can’t it be both?

  4. KatieMB
    November 28th, 2009 at 13:48 | #4

    Goodness that’s atrocious.

  5. Chris
    November 28th, 2009 at 13:50 | #5

    What a slut!!!

  6. PKJ
    November 28th, 2009 at 14:01 | #6

    Doesn’t it look more like a Halloween costume than a wedding dress? I think she looks more like a fairy than a bride.

  7. chris
    November 28th, 2009 at 17:44 | #7

    Is it just me, or does the similarity in colour between whatever it is she’s sitting on and her thighs make it look like she has a really big bum? Maybe it’s a tumor? It’s good to see Vegas showgirls don’t deem themselves to be above equal opportunity employment.

  8. November 28th, 2009 at 17:44 | #8

    miss sexy friend you friend cesar

  9. Almighty Spock
    November 28th, 2009 at 18:43 | #9

    Not to be crude, but my boner is taking the blood from my brain. She looks nice.

  10. Shanorama
    November 28th, 2009 at 21:04 | #10

    What is she sitting on? It looks like an enormous butt tumor.

  11. reetuh
    November 28th, 2009 at 21:41 | #11

    it’s mentally disturbing to me that there is more fabric in the veil than anything on the rest of her body.

    ..really.

  12. TraviesaMaria
    November 28th, 2009 at 22:05 | #12

    This is Cuban actress/erotic model Niurka Marcos. She is quite the colorful character. She also played a Cabaret dancer in a Spanish soap opera. She’s really… something.

  13. prechrchet
    November 29th, 2009 at 04:03 | #13

    My wife looked at this and said, “Oh my stars!” It was then that she noticed the stars. IMMD.

  14. Elarain
    November 29th, 2009 at 04:29 | #14

    @TraviesaMaria
    what is she acting?

  15. Glicks
    November 29th, 2009 at 05:41 | #15

    @chris

    I did too, and I thought I was wierd for it. Thanks for reassuring me I’m not.

  16. November 29th, 2009 at 07:59 | #16

    What a whore!!!

  17. heather
    November 29th, 2009 at 12:32 | #17

    @chris
    I thought the same thing.

  18. dicky
    November 29th, 2009 at 20:36 | #18

    she will suck u dry and give a good F—.Heavenly hole

  19. TraviesaMaria
    November 29th, 2009 at 23:03 | #19

    For this she wasn’t acting for anything, this was her REAL wedding dress. This happened two years back, and on her wedding day she debut her newly upgraded boob job. She’s a disgrace, to say the least.

  20. p01chiman
    November 30th, 2009 at 19:08 | #20

    Her name is Niurka Marcos

  21. memo
    December 1st, 2009 at 13:57 | #21

    This is Niurka Marcos, a cuban “actress” and “singer” that is very popular in Mexico. Her popularity is based on her little use of fabrics for her clothing.

  22. Blender202
    December 4th, 2009 at 12:39 | #22

    The thing in this photo I admire the most is her “bra.” It’s fighting a losing battle, but it’s holding those big jubblies up straight and true. And for what it’s worth, if I had a rack like that I would probably parade it around in much the same fashion for at least an hour.

  23. December 10th, 2009 at 06:20 | #23

    Too virginal!!!

  24. luiso
    December 19th, 2009 at 17:46 | #24

    Her name is Niurka is a Cuban bitch that lives in Mexico, she’s suposed to be a actress and singer.

  25. monica
    January 10th, 2010 at 10:43 | #25

    @Chris
    Yes, she es a slut and will do everything to call attention. She’s Cuban and that was one of her many marriages.

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