He picked out her wedding boots.
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As for the dress, is there a special contraption that alters the skirt when you’ve eaten too much? A ‘peeling back of layers’ when things get a little tight? Or is that second layer actually a belted skort? Talk about breaking down fashion barriers. I didn’t even know they made pointy-toed cowboy boots in white lace!
I suspect it’s just shoes and lace socks.
You know the difference between a good-looking whore and a bad-looking whore?
That skirt/skort/sklut thing.
1) Is that the groom or her dad? Either way….that poor bastard.
2) My first thought was, is she some kind of bridal flasher? Is that some kind of trench coat gown?
I have a feeling I’m going to be commenting this one more than once. Because the mind just reels.
The face on the door judges you. And not well.
@Elarain
The groom is the one on the left…
Wow. I mean, the boots are something, the skirt with peeking garter is another but the lacy bustier at a church wedding, now that is classy. And I’m with the previous post..is that her DAD or her HUSBAND????? This screams trash.
My apologies to any brides out there who actually wore or plan on wearing this gown for their own wedding. I mean no offense *snicker*
It looks like its caught in her panties…but then again I doubt she’s wearing any.
THEY’RE NOT BOOTS, IDIOTS.
High heels, and she’s wearing lace “socks” of sorts.
doy.
No.. they are boots! i have seen the exact same pair on another bride and actually ordered them in blue ( something blue) for my wedding. IS THE IDIOT?!?!? : )
Creepy door Jesus is totally checking out her ass.
I ain’t sayin’ she’s a golddigger…
Never let the dress designer tell you that you’re legs are you’re best feature.
The Virgin Mary does not look amused by the half-naked bride and the half-dead groom.
@~~Silk
Yep. If you look closely, it’s white heels and lace knee-highs.
And if you look even more closely, you’ll see she’s missing a finger.
No its not!! they are boots made to look this way!
Since when does the Virgin Mary have a long flowing beard?
@heather
I doubt that’s the Virgin Mary, unless that particular faith tradition portrays Her as having a mustache and beard.
@spotty
Hmm, that might actually be God…
Actually, it’s Gandalf. XD
So far as the boots go, I’m pretty sure that that’s a stocking/heels combo here, but yeah, they do make lacy cowboy boots. Just Google “Victorian boots” and you’ll find them. Hell, I think they sell them on Amazon. But the toes aren’t as pointed. Those are pretty extreme. Can you imagine if she kicked you? XD
how weird skirt
Wedding grown/negligee combo? I trying to be KIND here!
I think, even though he is wooden, God is looking very disapprovingly at the Groom/Dad/Grandpa…
You know you’re hot when even wooden Jesus is trying to peek at your rack.
As for Pops, I think the money he put down on postage for his bride was well spent.
there are such boots, believe me. it’s been a fad on our internet flea market for some time, making some of the most outstanding fail pictures of ladies ever. now I think most of these boots are hidden somwhere reeealy deep in the basement.
The disapproving Face of God may make this the first wedinator / photobomb crossover…
LOL!
Since there seems to be some (oddly passionate) doubt about whether those could be lace boots or not, here is an example of a lace boot: http://tinyurl.com/yl3v8sw.
And, because I have an (oddly passionate) aversion to people getting so worked up about side issues, I blew the wedding picture up to 400% and they sure look like lace boots to me. And if they’re not, that’s fine too. Just don’t call me an idiot.
I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger….
Anyone know where this pic is from? I’m so curious: Dad or Groom?
Door Jesus doesn’t approve of this union or this outfit
LOL she looks like she was going for the slutty superhero look
Augh, I can’t believe anyone would make a wedding dress MEANT to be worn this way. There has to be more that she’s supposed to be be wearing along with it…
“Excuse me, Sir. I’m going to the Frederick’s of Hollywood photo shoot on West and I think I’m lost.”
“Let me see your directions there, Honey. Hmmmm, OK…. you took your left at Bronson but it says here if you end up in a church, you’ve gone too far.”
“Dangit.”
“Here, you hold these flowers and I’ll draw you a little map.”
“Oh, these are lovely!”
“They’re for the funeral.”
For some reason the old guy is making me sad. =(
hahahah nice photo
Well I think you are all being particularly mean…I’m sure she and his money will be very happy together!
Bride: “This Dallas Cowboys cheerleader wedding dress will kill him before the end of the reception”.
Groom: “Thank God for Viagara and pacemakers”.
Love the belt buckle on the skort!
“Beauty and the Billionaire”
The saint on the door does not look amused. What can be said of a wedding where a guest wears 3 inch hooker heels? The look on the bride’s face tells me the groom is not too long for this world.
3 inch hooker heels? ANY self respecting hooker would wear a Minimum of 4 1/2 to 5 inch heels!!!
It really looks as though there is a large portion of her dress missing. This should be the foundation garments to some other altogether not trashy gown. And that jacket/coat/??? looks like the robe from her honeymoon trousseau. Maybe she just got really plastered on breakfast mimosas and champagne trying to build up her nerve to marry Granpa Moneybags there, and only put on half of her clothes. Somewhere there is an Italian fashion designer face-palming looking at this photo.
Is it just me, or does it seem inappropriate to be dressed like a stripper in front of relatives?
’til Death DEATH !!DEATH!! DEATH I say!
She is a gold digger!!! She not messing with no broke old man
That’s Dad. The bridesmaids have just entered the building – this was taken just before she walked the isle. Either way, it still looks like something that most would wear UNDER the wedding dress.
oh come on! look at their equality of noses
is this another one of those ‘gypsy/traveller’ weddings? but where’s the big hair?
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Has no one commented on the bust-on-the-door looking down disapprovingly on the couple?!
Putting an end to the shoe/lace sock vs. boot dispute: http://www.wed-shopping.com/cz/display.php3?wed=2&kategoriaid=5
5th from the top…ewie.