Grooms Can Have Their Cake And Eat It, Too
You’re a hungry groom and it’s finally time for the wedding toasts. Do you:
A) Stuff your face with cake, or
B) Stuff your face with your new wife’s boobs
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How about C) Do both ?! Just get a custom-made cake to satisfy both cravings:
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Mmmm, bride boobs. I wonder if the measurements are exact? What’s up with those nipples? Looks like guests are going to need big glasses of milk to go with that cake.
A) Stuff your face with cake, or
The cake pan on the second can do double duty. Take away the nipples and you can make a nice butt cake. Either way, not something I want to see at a wedding. The first picture is fairly gross too.
Nipples usually turn brown during pregnancy. Wonder if that’s how they’re breaking the news.
If you turn the boob cake upside-down, it’s a sad alien.
i gotta say thats the prettiest boob cake ive ever seen.
“is your nipples real brown?” as they say in juno.
He must’ve dropped cake down her dress.
The boob cake looks like it was made in a deformed heart shaped cake pan.
and I always thought “cake” referred to “delicious _flat_ chest”. I will have to go inform the internets of their mistake.
take it easy man, wait a few hours
Yeeeah….I’ma pass on that one. I’m secure in my sexuality n-all, but….I’m breastfeeding, and that’s just awkward.
@Rich
LOL! Oh, god.
I’m totally having a cake like this at my wedding. ;D
lot’s of asians have brown nipples and pale skin.
looks like the “big glasses of milk” come with the second cake!
my nipples didn’t turn brown during pregnancy. They were dark pink like always.
….did no one catch the “pearl necklace”? hmm….
That is disgusting. I hope that cake was just a surprize and the bride did NOT agree with it. If so, she’s probably a whore, or a stripper
Wow. That’s kinda harsh. It looks more like something served at the bridal shower or bachelorette (??) party, rather than at the actual wedding. Or the bachelor party.
I’d totally order my soon-to-be hubby that kinda cake and have it delivered to his party. I’d also totally order that kind of cake and eat it at my own. Anyone in my circle of friends would be able to see the humor.
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if you look at it upside down it is an unhappy cake
The two best things on the face of this earth have come together as one: boobies and cake. This is proof there is a god. Everyone likes boobs, and EVERYONE likes cake. And now I can have a boob-cake. Or perhaps cake-boobs… Come to think of that, what the hell would we call it?
I think the boob cake would be great to have if my family wasn’t at the wedding. XD