One Stomp for 'I Do,' Two Stomps for 'I Don't'
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Is this a wedding or a quinceanera? I guess it doesn’t really matter when the ‘woman’ in question is a Kentauride.
I wonder what they’ll serve at the buffet? Maybe some carrots, a little hay…possibly a casserole made with oats and molasses. Anything to keep the show horse trophy wife bride happy.
If that’s her on her “omigosh-you-look-*so*-beautiful” glory, I sure as hell don’t want to see what she looks like just hangin’ around the house.
I hope he’s not the groom because they look waaaaaay too much alike…
It looks like another one of those Irish Traveler Weddings.
@Aoife
If it’s a Traveler Wedding he could very well be the groom. I read that there’s lots of inbreeding and the marriages are arranged.
Don’t be such nags! Everyone should get to horse around at their wedding…
@Elarain
…I get the feeling you don’t like it. (What’s with all the screaming?) You like ponies. You like brides. Maybe you don’t like monsters so much? Maybe I used too much taffeta?
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony, making a bride for you!
I never knew that female centaurs went by a different name. I learn so much from this blog.
@Fanboy Wife
Me too! I had no idea what it was till I (nervously to be honest) clicked the link. There you go, smiles and an edumacation!
hey is that legal… im pretty sure he’s marrying a centaur…
he must be greek
also “why so long in the face”
Actually, somehow I feel like I’ve seen these people before….
Is she a LittlePerson? I think maybe that’s why she’s on the horse, so she’s taller than him…..
Or, you know, maybe she just *IS* the horse, of course of course.
i didn’t marrying centaurs was legal these days…
i didn’t know marrying centaurs was legal these days…
Getting away from the centuar comments.. I have to wonder whether she’s on a leadrope here. She sure as hell ain’t holding reins and she looks to be riding sidesaddle.. but I doubt it’s a sidesaddle apron (a half-skirt you put on to get the effects of old riding habits while wearing normal breeches or joddies underneath) so I have to wonder whether there’s any saddle at all. Hairy wedding dress! She looks pretty..worried.
And is that a fluffy tiara-worn-wrong on top of her head?
Whatever it is, it’s fluffy and worn on her head so it can’t be good.
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