At Least Everyone Else Looks Good
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I’ve heard people say they want their second marriage to be a true reflection of who they really are, but I didn’t realize that included sparkly body swirls and sarongs. Is Ivana Trump the bride covered in bedazzled body paint, or is that just a sheer gown? Either way, homegirl looks like an upscale doily.
This is the wedding of a corrupt legislator in Brasília (Brazil’s capital). And yeah, there are other pictures, even worse….
I’m preeety sure that is just body paint. I hope those two boys are in therapy!
Cough up a link to the rest of the pics Ana!
Somehow I always thought wearing white wedding attire was to signify purity. Guess I was wrong! What WAS I thinking wearing a wedding dress that actually covered my body so that only my husband would get to enjoy what was underneath, instead of everyone at my wedding enjoying it?!
LIghten up!
Although the skirt is a bit much, particularly from the back in the video: why bother with the transparent skirt, which just looks raunchy—go with a mini on back and make a fashion statement. The wrap front really should have been a bit longer. About 15% more solid fabric on the bottom and I actually could have appreciated the dress, though it takes a great body and a special mindset to pull it off.
Good god, you should post that under the ordinal rule somewhere. Or put a sock in it.
@Jenna
I also hope those kids get some therapy. Ugh! I can only hope that the bride’s mother had the same “tailor” for her dress to show the bride how “good” it looks.
By the end of the day, most of her dress will be wiped off due to all the hugging.
That is a win, she looks hawt
Must have been a tight schedule for the wedding if she couldn’t even change after failing her Dancing on Ice audition.
LOL!
why do they take photo wtih a dancer?
After a quick search, here is a youtube link:
And a Brazilian blog with a couple more photos:
http://katylene.com.br/2010/01/24/sera-que-e-vera-wang/
Apparently the groom’s name is José Luiz Vieira Valente, I couldn’t find the name of the painted critter yet.
The bride-stripper hopes to abandon the pole now that she has snagged a man.
umm… is that the groom or is that her father…?
@ding Parole officer…
But that young man on the left is awfully handsome.
I just thought I’d point that out.
@Ana Ribeiro
daaamn….I was about to say that!!!! agreeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
actually I kinda dig the purple (bridesmaid??) dress to the left. looks like at least she has some taste!
Brazil 101:
a. Wedding dresses in Brazil are insanely expensive. Like incredibly, disproportionally overpriced compared to the US. Brazilian brides rent them for one day at prices that are much higher than what an American bride would typically pay to own.
b. Plastic surgery in Brazil is cheap and good, generally speaking, compared to the cost/results ratio seen in the States.
I can therefore conclude that this bride decided to forgo the expensive dress, which she would only wear for one day anyway, invest the money she would have spent on it in a boob job, paint a “dress” on herself to get through the wedding, and call it good. Makes sense to me…
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