Let's Go Bridal Shower Together *teehee*!
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This is totally what my girlfriends and I do when we hang out together, especially when one of us has a bachelorette party! We put on our fancy lingerie, watch a little porn and then have a ginormous pillow fight after spraying each other down with champagne. It rules.
Not that I’m wishing ill luck to her pending marriage, but statistics and all that. I really hope she doesn’t take pictures like this of all her subsequent bachelorette parties. The second might not be so bad, but I’m willing to bet by the 3rd or 4th one neither she nor the members of the wedding party are gonna look so perky.
There is absolutely nothing wrong about this.
Om nom nom!
Oh sure! And remember that time that Polly PrissyPants tried to wear PINK lingerie instead of the reqired white and we had to thrash her with feather boas until she took it off and pranced around the house nude for a bit?
Well this is great if you want to start off married life as the latest object of carnal internet desire which your new husband’s buddies will masturbate to. Or the possibility that you aren’t the one your new husband will actually be looking at when the picture comes up, that’s a distinct possibility.
I wish I was in the middle.
Best. Bridal. Party. EVAR!!!
Here we see the cast of “Lesbian Bridal Fantasies XXIII” as they pose for a candid behind-the-scenes shot before the main orgy scene.
You can so tell who actually sugeested this. The other five have a kind of “okay, it sounded fun while we were drunk, but now it just feels kind of ackward and gay” look in thier eyes.
This is the kind of thing that only works if you have hot friends- which no girl does, unless she is a total bitch. Usually, the hotter the girl, the uglier her token ugly friend is.
You just KNOW there is a fat, blotchy-skinned girl with a great personality whose invitation got “lost in the mail.”
anyone notice the girls are like, lined up according to how tan they are? Was this planned?
The one with the full corset thinks she’s fat. I can tell because she’s not smiling and she is wearing more than a bra. There’s one in every crowd. *sigh* If she only knew what fat really looked like: definitely not her.
PS why are the veils on their derrieres?
I believe the real question here is why don’t you have a veil on your derriere?
O.o The point of the veil is to hide what’s precious. Some brides wear it over their blushing (or pasty gray panic-stricken) faces.
Clearly, we know what’s important in this picture.
I wonder if they had the ugly friend take the picture.
i think they had so much fun together the wedding got cancelled
Also, I am 100% jealous of any girl who can keep a thigh-high on her thigh. Whenever I try, they slide right down. Bitches.
Why does this look like 3 pairs of twins?
Wait. Which one is supposed to be the bride?
a polyamorist dream come true!
This is what suicide bombers do it for.