Why Yes, Clownvis Did Officiate
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Hellooo, St. Louis! Burlesque Bridesmaids, Cabaret Groomsmen, and Clownvis Presley – What more could you possibly need on your wedding day?
It’s amazing that despite these side attractions the wedding is still very much about the bride and her enormous breasts hair piece. I’m still trying to determine who the groom is, though. The little guy with the red hat? I kind of don’t want to know…
Wow, I’ve never seen a wedding more like an art piece music video before…..
Can’t sleep, Clownvis will eat me.
Finally, someone found a way around the bridesmaids bitching about the dresses making them look fat!! BRAVO!!!
More pics from this spectacular Wedtacular. http://www.riverfronttimes.com/slideshow/view/29357711/9
Yes, I was there. It was great.
(No, I’m lying, it sucked. I mean I wasn’t there. Or I lied again, I WAS! Not.)
Well, it looks like the people there had fun.
I actually know and have worked with a couple people in this photo (burlesque performer myself). for the record, Clownvis is a riot to work with!
I think it’s more tasteful than a lot of the weddings here
I’ve been to some tacky weddings, but now I can appreciate how everyone kept their clothes on, at least for the ceremony and until way later into the reception…
I will never, ever complain about my bride’s maid dress again!
i somehow see getting the invitation to be a bridesmaid, then finding out far too late that i’d be wearing pasties and a belly dancer skirt
The tassle and shiny top hat budget for this shindig must have been phenomenal, Staggered salutes you.
This is what Circus Side-Show Bob’s wedding (wet) dream must look like…
If I ever get married, I know what my bridesmaids will wear c:
its all good… except for the long haired guy crouching in the foreground [some people need shirts] and the diminuative groom.
gotta say kudos to the bride… that gals got moxie to be topless among lots of bridesmaids smaller than her! KUDOS.
These guys look like fun, and I bet they have more interesting stories to tell between them than the average five or ten wedding parties put together.
why am not in invite list
Oh lord, no…
WHAT A HOT S–TTY MESS!
I know the second the third brides maids from the left and they are amazing dancers. I wish I could have seen this wedding! I’m betting it was a blast!
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Clownvis was actually at my wedding. Not as Clownvis, though. He’s one of my husband’s friends. I know a few of these cats, and wholeheartedly agree that a.) these people are all funny, fun, and fabulous, and b.) this was one awesome wedding.
I must say – this probably ended in the Best Reception EVAR!
did john waters take this picture?
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Coulrophobia and gamophobia coming together in such a beautiful way!
….now I freakin’ know how I want to get married!
AWESOME!
I WAS AT THIS!!! It was so awesome because it was a wedding open to the public. They had burlesque shows, circus style performances, an awesome rockabilly band…it was amazing!