Reason No. 13648 To Get Married at Margaritaville
Submitted by: Key West Bride via Submit Page
I don’t know if this woman is a crazy aunt or a total stranger, but I appreciate her presence regardless. Dranks + white pleather platform boots + random boob flashing = Good times. And are those sheer pantyhose from the Hooters catalogue?
I kind of want to hire her to crash my parents’ 40th Anniversary Party. If she ever leaves Margaritaville, that is. Her body’s pretty smokin’ for her age, amirite?
I’m pretty sure the flasher is my neighbor.
Wasted Away Again in Margaritaville, Searching for My Lost Shaker Of Salt *starts dancing*
Once again, fat women should NOT wear sleeveless clothing. Lady, your big, flabby arms are even out photobombing the flasher. Get some sleeves on!
There’s a half-naked grandmother in this picture and you’re worried about the bride’s arms?
Wow, that’s hateful and unnecessary. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her arms. Just because you have poor self esteem issues (I read in your blog that you called yourself a fat ugly cow, that’s not nice), don’t rip on other people and bring them down. That woman looks beautiful in her wedding dress, there’s no reason to hide your body in shame just because you don’t look like a skinny fashion model.
Uh, given your views on fashion, I’m not sure you should be dishing out advice on the subject, there, dearie.
@jamisings
Since you are a fatty I would suggest you keep your comments about fat girls to yourself. Once you don’t weigh as much as a classroom full of 1st graders then you have the right to tell others what they should wear. And at least she got married, how bout you? The closest you will get is the dogs in your pics.
for an old lady, she’s got a nice rack. also… her right nipple is showing
Right nipple falls under the category of “Wardrobe Malfunction”
I don’t think she is a stranger. Look at her upper arm and then look a the Bride’s upper arm. ITS HIS NEW MOTHER-IN-LAW.
I like these guys, they’re so sweet! His interest is clearly with the bride even with this waving in his face and him clearly not altogether steady on his feet, the bride not snarling at the third party but laughing cheerfully and looking appreciatively impressed herself. The third party is using her powers for good and having a good time doing it, good for her. If one has a rack like that, it is a public service to show it off, it costs nothing and it can totally make the day of many people with one short moment’s indiscretion, they ought to give out medals for it, if you’re even looking at her arms you might be causing mor eof your own problems in life than you realize. ,-)
The picture was taken New Years 2010. We married at sunset on the water and then celebrated by ringing in the New Year on the main strip. It sure was a fun night. There wound up being several photos similar to this one in nature. We didn’t know the crasher (she just jumped in), but we did run into her later that night again and shes in another one of our wedding photos with her sheer shirt on, but holding her boob.
@jamisings …. We married in Key West, Florida, the southern most part of the United States and also one of the warmest in the country year round. So no way, no long sleeves. I’m sorry the dress I chose (which I loved BTW, and made me feel great big arms and all) wasn’t enough to completely cover my MAMMOTH size 16 5’9″ frame and receive your approval
I think you look awesome!!! And srsly your arms are totally slender, I don’t know what people are talking about.
what a fun wedding!
Hey, congratulations! Looks like you had a great time, just went with the flow and all. Hope you and your husband have many happy years together!
Congratulations! I think you look beautiful, and your husband is a wonderful person not to be ogling the stranger in the pictures.
To the bride…
You looked spectacular. Obviously, someone has issues with their own body image and is projecting on you. The dress was gorgeous…you were radiant..end of story.
And besides – when soft tissue is relaxed and pressed to the side it always looks softer and bigger than it is. Figuring for that, you actually have some pretty punch-face arms! (Because kick-ass doesn’t make sense for arms.) Glad you had such a good time at your wedding!
You looked beautiful. That idiot doesn’t know what she’s talking about. And she’s no prize herself!
I vote for crazy mother-in-law. Dude is in for some pretty good times.
That’s a dude. Look at the abs and how thick his legs are. And there is no way those boobs are real and not sagging at his age. That’s a dude. Grosser than you thought. Once again, that’s a dude.
woow, i wanna hold her boobs
I gotta read more carefully, I thought jamisings was insulting the flasher’s arms. The bride looks great, her dress is classically elegant, her arms don’t need anything distracting from or covering them, if you think they do you are a fashion victim, it’s a common and painful affliction but it can be overcome, and life is more fun if you get over it.
That smile of hers will be much better company over they years than someone all snarky and hypercritical, no matter how skinny their arms might be.
Woot! That’s my girl (bride)! Just as awesome as she appears in the picture. <3
those boobs cannot naturally belong to the same body as those arms and neck
The flasher is not a man but rather an older woman with newer implants. DUH!
also, while the bride is def a plus-size woman, the dress is very flattering. and she does have a great groom, to keep his eyes on her!!
MOM! Put your shirt back on! I told you to wait to seduce him until AFTER the honeymoon!
LOVE Key West! There are so many weird and wacky people around and you don’t even usually have to wait until dark!
nice boobs, but nasty BINGO WINGS