ROMANCE!
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I’m always saying that the concept of chivalry has gone out the window. Same thing with fashion trends like corset wedding dresses, satin lace-up leg wrap shoes, and fluffy mini skirts with attached trains. Thankfully, this couple is bringing all of those things back!
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Ugly dress but dang, he’s hot. I’d do him.
Um. I mean I’d do the groom, not that the bride’s a man. Dang, need to not post before having coffee.
… He reminds me of a gangly Ryan Stiles from Whose Line Is It Anyway?
ewwwwww.
For one shining moment, I thought the groom was wearing shiny man-crocs. I’m still not completely convinced he’s not.
“Here comes the beard…I mean, the bride!”
YES. My thoughts exactly.
Is it worng of me to think this looks more trashy then the previous post?
The dress is hideous, but the groom seriously looks like a friend of mine… who is gay.
Can we focus briefly on the fact that the groom’s outfit is SHINY?
I was gonna say… is sharkskin in or out? Trend-wise, not closet-wise, I mean.
Er, wait, even sharkskin isn’t that shiny…
There is so much wrong here – I can’t pick just one thing, or two, or three, or…(sigh)
It’s ok, cuz she got gloves with the . . . umm . . .’dress’. That makes it classy, right?
You forgot to mention tin-man-esque silver suits
can i kiss too
She reminds me of the old toilet paper doily dolls…
Hmm…..I am going to guess that by the lack of shiny-shiny and lack of sheer dress volume….Irish Traveler on a budget?
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the guy looks like actor Doug Jones (el fauno in Pans Labyrinth, Abe Sapien in Hellboy). seriously, pretty sure he has suits like tht too XD
Isn’t the groom Barry Manifold….?