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“The cake-cutting mostly comes at nightmostly.” …Er, that doesn’t really make any sense but I just wanted to use that line.

This cake is deliciously frightening. The layers look cool, but the toppers scare the shit out of me. I think it’s the alien/bride/groom/penis-doppelgänger combination that’s making me queasy. I guess I’m not into wedding toppers with foreskin

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  1. Lilly says:

    I suppose I’ll have to get married again…

  2. Erica says:

    its a cake after the Aliens movies. i think its awesome!

  3. Silk says:

    I think they may be sandworms, from “Dune”.

  4. kptwothree says:

    Black icing = ick. Unless mebbe it’s licorice flavored.

  5. "Stripperella" says:

    These are the “running larval stage” of the Xenomorphs from the “Alien” movies.

  6. DrPluton says:

    The alien with the top hat cracks me up.

  7. liam says:

    what are those thats all im asking

  8. Timmers says:

    it looks a lot like a space herpie from Ice pirates.

  9. required says:

    I love this cake.

    I love this cake in so many ways.

    I love this cake so much I could get arrested in several States for the obcene thoughts I am having about it right now.

    I need a towel.

  10. MrakG says:

    If that’s their wedding cake, we should all pray they never send out birth announcements….

    (I love the cake, but the implications….)

  11. Vince says:

    Game over, man! Game over!

  12. In cakes, nobody can hear you scream.

  13. Cynthia says:

    I guess I’m not much on space epics ’cause I saw this cake and wondered ‘Where’s the rest of the ballerina? All that’s left is her shoes….”

  14. Cady says:

    The black icing looks gross, but I have to admit I’m in love with the idea.

  15. tinkerjenn says:

    This cake is so full of win….
    Oh the quotetasticness!!!!

    I’m interested to see what they actually wore…because normal stuff would just be…boring :)

  16. nattyann says:

    So I feel sorry for the guest who ate this….they all had green poop from the black icing…haha!

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  18. tuney says:

    The icing is airbrushed, not solid black tinting. It’s just a thin layer of food coloring. Awesome cake, btw. Even creepies find love. Yay. :)

  19. Jody says:

    oh my god. I’m guessing everyone’s teeth, gums and tongues turned black and they shit a dark green for the next day or two

  20. Deej says:

    COOLEST. CAKE. EVER.

  21. BobTheEmoGirl says:

    If my fiance/husband thought of that for a wedding cake he would NOT regret it on the honeymoon! :D

  22. Asshole McGee says:

    If I ever get married, I’m stealing the hell out of this idea! I love Giger’s work. Maybe we could have an MC Escher cake and a HR Giger cake. Now all I gotta do is find a girl who’s willing to see me naked.

    • elfinugget says:

      *raises hand* Hey!! ummmm, I’m here! You said something about if I see you naked I can have an awesome cake?

      Is the cake a lie? I sure hope not.

      Do we have to get married in another dimension for the MC Escher cake?? If not, can we have one with the lizards all biting each other’s tails? That would be awesome.

      Can I wear the boots that Lady Gaga has on in the last sequences of Bad Romance? :D

      I’m *SO THERE*

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  27. cultfilms says:

    Love it! love it! Love it!

  28. Bill C. says:

    I WANT……I WANT….I WANT…. NOW!!!!!


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