Peeps on the interwebs are talking about this “twist” on the traditional Irish wedding ring because it, well…..looks a whole lot like something else. If you know what I’m saying. And if you don’t, then go here for the ‘lite’ goatse definition.
Ahh…..filthy romance at its finest. And for only $24.95, it’s a real bargain!
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Sticking your tongue out isn’t going to protect your mouth, Curly Sue. You’re in it for the long haul now. Every day, every night, FOREVER. Even when he’s been eating stale Cheetos in between giant bites of raw garlic, he’s yours to love until death do you part. Good luck with that!
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Yeesh. Nice of him to dress up for this occasion. He looks like the real life embodiment of a Jim Carrey character. Is he Ace Ventura’s twice-removed redneck cousin? Is his bride half-asleep? I bet I know where they did all of their wedding day shopping. (All the Old Milwaukee you can drink + the bride’s dress!!)
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There’s no beating around the bush with these two! ZING. When a Wang meets a Holder, you know it’s “right” from the start. Kind of like if you meet someone who shares your birthday, favorite ice cream flavor, eye color and life’s ambition to sing back-up for Jon Secada. Just marry that person right then and there. It’s meant to be.
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Oh no they did NOT make their guests use a half-assed-decorated Porta-Potty and that cheap toilet paper that costs less than a pack of gum. What kind of party are these people trying to throw? The kind that induces nausea?
Clearly this photo did not come out of the Porta-Potty Wedding Catalogue. This was taken by a guest who took one look at the bathroom digs and went, “EW. I need to take a picture of this hole of destruction.” If it were me, I’d do the same thing.
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Is that the World’s Thinnest G-String? And is he wearing 42 layers of Maybelline Charcoal Smoke eye shadow?
It looks like the bride is rather enjoying her groom in the buff. Their love doesn’t need much — just a killer tattoo artist and a few boxes of Twinkies. I appreciate that kind of raw passion. Sh*t’s beautiful.
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I feel really put off by this dude. I know I don’t know him, and will probably never meet him, but he scares me. His boy band gelled hair, the expression on his face and that hand are all going to haunt my nightmares for weeks on end. He reminds of this guy, only creepier, somehow. I guess congratulations are in order? If only the happy couple had come with a security detail…
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Is it just me or does the groom look like he’s done this before? He’s really throwing his hip into it. Then again, this is a once-in-a-lifetime moment. Gotta make it count!
Except…I thought the whole point of bride/groom labeled underwear was that you wear it under your clothes like a special secret that only you and your partner know about. As opposed to a beach-full of people, a few of whom are in your wedding party and wearing similarly labeled underwear. I guess I was wrong about that.
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Ah, yes, Ye Olde Traditional Ass Grab I.D. game. It’s an old family favorite at weddings. You line up the groom and all of his groomsmen (and if that includes your brother or cousin, so be it), give the bride about 20 or so quick spins, and then place her hands on each guy’s rear end until she guesses correctly. SO MUCH FUN.
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“OK, ladies, I haven’t ever asked you for much over the years, but on my wedding day can you please, please make sure your skin is bright orange to complement mine? Just double the instructional use of your favorite bronzer and then spend three-four times as long in the tanning bed every day for a week. It shouldn’t take long!
Oh, and most importantly, please make sure none of you goes for a “burnt sienna” color, because that’s what color I’ll be. Love you all like sisters! Kisses!”
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