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Submitted by: Unknown

This was the first dance from the Fantasy themed wedding that was featured on TLC’s, “Say Yes to the Dress” and on E!’s “The Soup”. It’s also kind of…..poorly executed? I mean, hello: Mortal Kombat is awesome because you can rip someone’s leg off and beat them senseless with it. I see none of that here.

Plus, wouldn’t the groom want to choreograph the fighting sequence so that it looked like he kicked everyone’s ass? Instead it looked like he got pummeled by a couple of cheap sticks. What a letdown .

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Sticking your tongue out isn’t going to protect your mouth, Curly Sue. You’re in it for the long haul now. Every day, every night, FOREVER. Even when he’s been eating stale Cheetos in between giant bites of raw garlic, he’s yours to love until death do you part. Good luck with that!

Submitted by: Danny

So the theme is “Wear Whatever the F*@k You Want”? Because I’m all in favor if it results in a fascinator with a tiny hat, hot pink beaded dress and mustard-colored Native American suede vest with multiple layers of fringe. The only thing that sucks about this picture is that it isn’t panoramic. And that I can’t do a quick shot of whiskey with this bride’s old man.

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Yeesh. Nice of him to dress up for this occasion. He looks like the real life embodiment of a Jim Carrey character. Is he Ace Ventura’s twice-removed redneck cousin? Is his bride half-asleep? I bet I know where they did all of their wedding day shopping. (All the Old Milwaukee you can drink + the bride’s dress!!)

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Is this her “back-up” wedding dress? Anytime I see a professional picture involving water and a ruined dress I have to wonder whose idea it was to take it. I just can’t envision being like, “You know what would be awesome? If I climb over to that slimy rock and lie on my stomach so that my dress train dips into the water and it looks like I have a tail. How amazing would that be?”

Then again I also can’t envision doing this, or  this, or this, and those things all happened. So, I must be wrong.

Submitted by: Unknown

Ah, now I see where the origin of the term “hot mess” came from. This bride looks like she accidentally put her dress on the “extra fluff” setting in the dryer. And her crown is crooked, and the right side of her claw-piece boob covering looks crooked. Plus, that train looks longer than your average church aisle. I hope she made it through the wedding without drowning in her own garment.

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It’s like my 3rd grade Trapper Keeper design just exploded all over this chick’s dress. I wonder if it came with scratch n’ sniff stickers, rainbow erasers that barely work and a set of pencils like my Trapper Keeper? If so, I can understand why she bought it.

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I don’t know what to make of this. Is it just me or does the husband look like he’s aged in the second picture, while the wife looks pretty much the same?

How the hell did he lose so much weight? All I can think is he suddenly got really into rock climbing and the sun weathered his face a bit and turned him into a rugged, lean, muscle-machine who only eats energy bars. I think it’s amazing that he dropped what looks to be about 400 inches in his waistband, but damn. He almost looks like a different guy!

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I hope this guy managed to be in almost every single wedding photo taken that day. Maybe he’s standing in the background and enjoying a bit of fruit salad in one; then he’s hiding behind the officiant at the altar in another. That way, the couple could actually play Where’s Waldo? (or Wally!) when going through the pictures later.

Of course, logistically this only works if they hired a dude to come dressed that way (or didn’t hire anyone at all and the character’s presence was a gag gift from friends). I’m not sure it would make a lot of sense for Waldo to be the bride’s kid brother. You can’t pretend to be the Where’s Waldo? guy one minute and then give a heartfelt toast the next. Although, I suppose that could be hilarious, too.

Related: “Where’s Peter Parker?”

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I’d love to make fun of this, really I would, if someone could just….hand me…a tissue…

OK, I admit it: This proposal is awesome! The video may be long, but it’s totally worth seeing how the plan all comes together. Plus, it’s a couple that met on Match.com, is attractive AND not completely crazy? For reals? I thought those didn’t exist. I guess I’ll take their commercials a little more seriously now.

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