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Peeps on the interwebs are talking about this “twist” on the traditional Irish wedding ring because it, well…..looks a whole lot like something else. If you know what I’m saying. And if you don’t, then go here for the ‘lite’ goatse definition.

Ahh…..filthy romance at its finest. And for only $24.95, it’s a real bargain!

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Sticking your tongue out isn’t going to protect your mouth, Curly Sue. You’re in it for the long haul now. Every day, every night, FOREVER. Even when he’s been eating stale Cheetos in between giant bites of raw garlic, he’s yours to love until death do you part. Good luck with that!

“Marriage is said to be one of the most joyous occasions in one’s life. But joy isn’t the exact word that can describe this man’s mood. Forget being happy; this groom is light years away from even smiling.” Wow. I haven’t seen anyone freak out like this since that awful bee scene in My Girl. Is he allergic to his hot wife??

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There’s no beating around the bush with these two! ZING. When a Wang meets a Holder, you know it’s “right” from the start. Kind of like if you meet someone who shares your birthday, favorite ice cream flavor, eye color and life’s ambition to sing back-up for Jon Secada. Just marry that person right then and there. It’s meant to be.

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It’s the Return Of The Curse Of The Long Veil. First we had Part I: Grandpa’s Misstep (starring Jenna Fischer), then we had Part II: Wedding Cake’s Revenge, and now this. It’s like some brides can’t grasp the concept that a veil doesn’t have to be 5 feet long. The look on this bride’s face is telling me that she’s just figured that out. Better now than at the buffet by the ranch fountain! At least her husband’s getting a good laugh.

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She’s just taking a nap. An upside nap. In her dress. Er….OK, she got knocked over and nobody cares. Even the bride doesn’t care. She’s like, “Hmm, yes, I do see you there, but I…well, I’m debating on whether I feel like moving my body in a position that would allow you to get up. No, I don’t think I care to do that.” Poor kid.

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This is what happens when people get apostrophe-happy. Table stands get very sad, and wedding guest’s make bad joke’s about wedding planner’s. But hey, as long as the happy couple still gets all their gifts, it’s no harm, no foul. No apostrophe should stand in the way of a bride and groom receiving their extra-large guacamole serving dish from Crate & Barrel!

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Looks like someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight. Doesn’t he know the famous motto, “You should never leave a white-gloved lady hanging.”?! She’s outwardly expressing her dissatisfaction and all he can do is kiss another woman right there in front of her? For shame!

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Wow. Is this an art installation that represents how the couple’s friends feel about them getting married? As in…they want them to have limited vision and accidentally drive off the road? It’s possibly the scariest-looking getaway car I’ve ever seen. I can’t tell if those are Budweiser cans or Coke cans, but whoever’s decision this was must be a HUGE fan of the beverage.

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This old man is having the time of his life, and the cameras were right there to accidentally capture his joy. He’s not concerned about the traditional cake-cutting happening right behind him. He doesn’t care if he gets a corner piece. All he really cares about is the fact that his favorite song, ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me‘ by Def Leppard, has just started playing on the dance floor. He’s my kind of guy.

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