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This was the first dance from the Fantasy themed wedding that was featured on TLC’s, “Say Yes to the Dress” and on E!’s “The Soup”. It’s also kind of…..poorly executed? I mean, hello: Mortal Kombat is awesome because you can rip someone’s leg off and beat them senseless with it. I see none of that here.

Plus, wouldn’t the groom want to choreograph the fighting sequence so that it looked like he kicked everyone’s ass? Instead it looked like he got pummeled by a couple of cheap sticks. What a letdown .

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Sticking your tongue out isn’t going to protect your mouth, Curly Sue. You’re in it for the long haul now. Every day, every night, FOREVER. Even when he’s been eating stale Cheetos in between giant bites of raw garlic, he’s yours to love until death do you part. Good luck with that!

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Why get married in the present day when you can get married in the Cretaceous Period? And get a workout while you’re at it? These two are going to be running for days when they see that Velociraptor coming up behind them. I hope they already had a chance to hit the buffet! The bride looks rather….satiated.

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“Marriage is said to be one of the most joyous occasions in one’s life. But joy isn’t the exact word that can describe this man’s mood. Forget being happy; this groom is light years away from even smiling.” Wow. I haven’t seen anyone freak out like this since that awful bee scene in My Girl. Is he allergic to his hot wife??

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Well, I hope she got the other half. Otherwise that placard reads like, “I thought about selling the trunk portion of the back to my buddy, but instead I decided to just give the whole thing to my stinking ex. Hope she appreciates it!”

I’m all about celebrating a divorce that makes everyone happier, but I always think of a celebration more as a time for cake, maybe a party and a limo. Not so much a display of, “Be glad you’re not me.” That being said, I’m totally digging the redneck half-a-car symbolism. Now they can upgrade to ’93 Geo Prisms and start brand new lives!

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Is this her “back-up” wedding dress? Anytime I see a professional picture involving water and a ruined dress I have to wonder whose idea it was to take it. I just can’t envision being like, “You know what would be awesome? If I climb over to that slimy rock and lie on my stomach so that my dress train dips into the water and it looks like I have a tail. How amazing would that be?”

Then again I also can’t envision doing this, or  this, or this, and those things all happened. So, I must be wrong.

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Ah, now I see where the origin of the term “hot mess” came from. This bride looks like she accidentally put her dress on the “extra fluff” setting in the dryer. And her crown is crooked, and the right side of her claw-piece boob covering looks crooked. Plus, that train looks longer than your average church aisle. I hope she made it through the wedding without drowning in her own garment.

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Oh no they did NOT make their guests use a half-assed-decorated Porta-Potty and that cheap toilet paper that costs less than a pack of gum. What kind of party are these people trying to throw? The kind that induces nausea?

Clearly this photo did not come out of the Porta-Potty Wedding Catalogue. This was taken by a guest who took one look at the bathroom digs and went, “EW. I need to take a picture of this hole of destruction.” If it were me, I’d do the same thing.

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It’s the Return Of The Curse Of The Long Veil. First we had Part I: Grandpa’s Misstep (starring Jenna Fischer), then we had Part II: Wedding Cake’s Revenge, and now this. It’s like some brides can’t grasp the concept that a veil doesn’t have to be 5 feet long. The look on this bride’s face is telling me that she’s just figured that out. Better now than at the buffet by the ranch fountain! At least her husband’s getting a good laugh.

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She’s just taking a nap. An upside nap. In her dress. Er….OK, she got knocked over and nobody cares. Even the bride doesn’t care. She’s like, “Hmm, yes, I do see you there, but I…well, I’m debating on whether I feel like moving my body in a position that would allow you to get up. No, I don’t think I care to do that.” Poor kid.

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