Submitted by: Unknown
The chick on the left is like the JWoww of bridesmaids (minus these). Which is to say, she’ll cover you in a porta-potty while smoking, beat up anyone who says anything rude about you and will get you sufficiently hammered at your wedding whether you like it or not. I would like to be her friend.
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Submitted by: Unknown
Why wait to carry your wife over the threshold when you can just haul her around throughout the wedding day? It’s extra romantic to throw her up on your shoulders and display her proudly. Plus, she looks pretty comfortable up there while the groom comes off looking like a total gentleman. Seems like a win-win to me!
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Is it just me or does the groom look like he’s done this before? He’s really throwing his hip into it. Then again, this is a once-in-a-lifetime moment. Gotta make it count!
Except…I thought the whole point of bride/groom labeled underwear was that you wear it under your clothes like a special secret that only you and your partner know about. As opposed to a beach-full of people, a few of whom are in your wedding party and wearing similarly labeled underwear. I guess I was wrong about that.
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Submitted by: dunno source
So, um…yeah. How ’bout that World Cup?! Lots of great matches so far! Oh yeah, and these guys are wearing sheer tulle skirts with briefs, socks, headpieces and loafers while holding hands. No biggie.
My only question is, where the hell was this picture taken? The bachelor party? The ceremony? Is it a version of Red Rover that I never played? It seems both serious and comical all at once. Someone enlighten me, please.
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Submitted by: dunno source
Groom: This is what I’d look like if I was delivering our child.
Bride: WTF are you doing??
Groom: I’m just being very calm and collected. I’m providing my lady with the love and support she needs.
Bride: PLEASE STOP NOW. Just take the garter off my leg! You’ve been down there for over six minutes!!!
Groom: Hey, this ritual means different things to different people. I’m having a moment right now. Don’t take that away from me.
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Is he creating a romantic Lite Brite design under there? Is he about to put on a hard hat? WTF is that glow? Whatever is going under there seems to be impressing him. Maybe she got an extra special UV vajazzle? I suppose it’ll remain their little secret.
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Bride: Ooooh! That feels surprisingly good!
Groom: I look like a total nerd. And my pants are getting wrinkly.
Bride: Goodness! I don’t think I’ve felt a sensation like this before!
Groom: Oh really? You haven’t?
Bride: Er, I mean, yes, yes I have. With you. I was only kidding. Promise.
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Five Things You Need To Be a Proper Russian Bride:
- a corset
- scary fingernails
- platform stiletto f**k-me heels (preferably a half-size too small)
- major attitude
- dreams of becoming a nuclear physicist. This chick looks smart.
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I thought the space underneath the bride’s dress was also known as the Forbidden City. ZING! Seriously, though, is this an ancient tradition I’m unfamiliar with? Is it like impersonating a Chinese dragon in a parade? Or does the bride have an art school background with a focus in paper-mâché? I’m genuinely confused. But hey, at least the groom’s excited about it.
Submitted by: Divine Caroline via Submit Page
What an impressive optical illusion! I like how the photographer cut the bride’s head off to make this photo happen. It nicely adds to the overall WTFness of the image.
I don’t understand the appeal of these shots. I never have, and I never will. Who wants to pretend to give birth on their wedding day when they could be doing a keg stand? Think about it.
