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Didn’t I see this chick in a Whitesnake video back in ‘86? Couldn’t she have lifted her leg just a little bit lower in this picture? Cuz those are her lady parts. 

I’m pretty sure this isn’t the girl you take home to mom. Then again the groom has chosen to wear a monochromatic “creamy yellow” outfit with matching belt. So, yeah.

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Woo Hoo! It’s Friday! Let’s celebrate!

But first – let’s discuss the atrocious and plentiful fashion faux pas happening in this picture. Yes, the bride’s upskirt action is a little embarrassing, but it’s mostly because she’s wearing some of the ugliest lace tights I’ve ever seen.

And what.the.hell. is everyone else wearing?! It’s like this family went shopping in the Star Search wardrobe closet circa 1987. I’m ready for my happy hour margarita now. 

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…I see France, I see somebody’s boring, lifeless, unsexy, maybe satin, possibly laundry day underpants! 

For realz, this is why women should consider a nice see-through/lace combo for their Special Day. Cuz shit like this happens when you’re on a horse, getting out of a car, walking down a flight of stairs or riding a see-saw. 

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All I’m able to process are single words: Hand, Crotch, Hair, Sash. And is that a small child peeking out of that woman’s organza? In what country is this OK?

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This is what happens when you get married in August and buy your dress in January. You wind up drowning in sweat while wearing a multi-layered gown that weighs more than this cat and your wedding cake combined. Should’ve taken a tip from Marilyn (or Beth Otrosky) and gone skimpy.  

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I have no idea what’s happening in this picture, but all 3 parties look pretty satisfied so it can’t be too bad. Shit happens when your wedding is sponsored by Stolichnaya and your long lost uncle shows up out of nowhere. 

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Smile, ladies! You’re on candid camera!! Oh, wait – you’re posing with your skirts up. I get it. You actually planned this. Right. Makes sense then. 

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Falling at weddings just kinda happens. Drinking + dancing in heels can be a frightening combination. That said, WTF is happening in this picture? I see – in no particular order:

- A person who is not the bride wearing a veil

- A lacy crotch (it should be noted that this chick’s underwear is fancier than her shirt)

- A large and mysterious bowl

- A bride with what looks like 2 broken wrists

Anyone have any guesses? Leaky catering hall ceiling solution…? Maybe these girls are hired entertainment? Bueller? 

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Hey guys, this isn’t bobbing for apples. Typically a chair of some kind is involved. That and tact.

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…Not to mention a real kickass pair of lacey boots. I’m trying to think of where I’ve seen this fashionable – yet subtle – style of footwear before. Ah, yes. That’s right. On this fancy lady.