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OK, I love it when this happens: I’ve seen this couple before. At the time I guesstimated that this woman and her husband “could make your enemy disappear if you deposited $20,000 into one of their off-shore bank accounts.” But NOW I know she’s actually a high-power Madame! It all makes sense. Thank you, Internet!

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Answer: A NEWSPAPER! Er, wait…I mean a jailhouse wedding! Nothing says love like the black and white stripes of a convict and his matching bride. Her hair looks like a tribute to Franka Potente’s character in Run Lola Run which I am really enjoying. Was it a bank heist? 

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Every time I see a wrap-around mic and a dude standing at the front of the room I think of a megachurch. Kind of ironic, considering these two are getting married stark freakin’ naked. Judging by the placement of the groom’s right hand, I’m guessing the room might be a bit drafty. It’s all in the name of love. 

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I don’t know if this woman is a crazy aunt or a total stranger, but I appreciate her presence regardless. Dranks + white pleather platform boots + random boob flashing = Good times. And are those sheer pantyhose from the Hooters catalogue?

I kind of want to hire her to crash my parents’ 40th Anniversary Party. If she ever leaves Margaritaville, that is. Her body’s pretty smokin’ for her age, amirite? 

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Hellooo, St. Louis! Burlesque Bridesmaids, Cabaret Groomsmen, and Clownvis Presley – What more could you possibly need on your wedding day?

It’s amazing that despite these side attractions the wedding is still very much about the bride and her enormous breasts hair piece. I’m still trying to determine who the groom is, though. The little guy with the red hat? I kind of don’t want to know…

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I’ll admit this image is pretty tame compared to the last Ode to Stuffed Animals seen on Wedinator. But that doesn’t make it any less confusing or tacky. 

WAS this Mariah Carey’s wedding cake? Are there other people out there who pay a premium for rainbow fondant decorated with a Sweet Sixteen bejeweled heart and paper butterflies from Michael’s? Something tells me this couple’s first dance is set to ‘A Whole New World’ from Aladdin. 

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Aww, she’s his Muse! Please tell me something similar to this occurred as the entertainment portion of the wedding. I’m at least going to assume there was a roller disco dance-off during the reception. And maybe a unicorn-shaped wedding cake? Is that too much to ask?!

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Dayyum. Is that Richard Hatch from Survivor? This picture’s like some Annie Leibovitz shit. Artsy in a ‘creepy, random nakedness’ way. You know the couple has it blown up and framed above their mantel. 

Seriously, though – who is that naked guy? 

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I can appreciate a costumed couple in love, but these two kinda look overheated. Apparently Alice In Wonderland ‘formal wear’ is as comfortable as it is attractive. 

Not that having a Tea Party wedding is a bad idea. I’m sure they have many guests who are into it. Just looks a little toasty. 

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This cake reminds me of a nursery rhyme: “The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, into your stomach and out your mouth…” *shudder*

WTF is up with the cake topper? Why is the bride’s veil exxxtra long? And seriously, is that thing edible? Did someone do a taste test before it was ordered? I feel sick just looking at it. 

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