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This was the first dance from the Fantasy themed wedding that was featured on TLC’s, “Say Yes to the Dress” and on E!’s “The Soup”. It’s also kind of…..poorly executed? I mean, hello: Mortal Kombat is awesome because you can rip someone’s leg off and beat them senseless with it. I see none of that here.

Plus, wouldn’t the groom want to choreograph the fighting sequence so that it looked like he kicked everyone’s ass? Instead it looked like he got pummeled by a couple of cheap sticks. What a letdown .

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If I ignore my initial feminist knee-jerk reaction rooted in a Women’s Studies course taken 10+ years ago, this invite is pretty cool! I mean it’s no lesbian laugh riot or King Kong vs. Godzilla Smackdown, but it’s still a good idea. I’m just not entirely sure why the groom is represented as a giant badass robot hero while the bride is represented as a scantily clad victim with DDD-sized boobs.

But hey! Again, not gonna overanalyze this. Nope. No siree. I simply refuse to acknowledge this image’s blatant disregard for women who do anything but sit around waiting to get “rescued” like some misogynistic wet dream. I just won’t even go there. I can’t and I won’t. So congratulations to the happy couple!!!

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Thanks to having a great idea and partnering up with the Hasbro marketing team, hopeful groom-to-be Matt proposed to his girlfriend Jennifer “by hiding the ring inside the package of the Rocket-Firing Boba Fett – which doesn’t even come out till this fall.”

Jennifer – who said yes – was “so excited about the figure that she nearly missed the fact that Boba was actually holding the ring.” Hey, it could’ve been a practical new Boba Fett action figure accessory, right? Congrats to the geeky couple!

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Why get married in the present day when you can get married in the Cretaceous Period? And get a workout while you’re at it? These two are going to be running for days when they see that Velociraptor coming up behind them. I hope they already had a chance to hit the buffet! The bride looks rather….satiated.

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Yeesh. Nice of him to dress up for this occasion. He looks like the real life embodiment of a Jim Carrey character. Is he Ace Ventura’s twice-removed redneck cousin? Is his bride half-asleep? I bet I know where they did all of their wedding day shopping. (All the Old Milwaukee you can drink + the bride’s dress!!)

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There’s no beating around the bush with these two! ZING. When a Wang meets a Holder, you know it’s “right” from the start. Kind of like if you meet someone who shares your birthday, favorite ice cream flavor, eye color and life’s ambition to sing back-up for Jon Secada. Just marry that person right then and there. It’s meant to be.

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I don’t know what to make of this. Is it just me or does the husband look like he’s aged in the second picture, while the wife looks pretty much the same?

How the hell did he lose so much weight? All I can think is he suddenly got really into rock climbing and the sun weathered his face a bit and turned him into a rugged, lean, muscle-machine who only eats energy bars. I think it’s amazing that he dropped what looks to be about 400 inches in his waistband, but damn. He almost looks like a different guy!

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Think your wedding ring kicks ass? Well, I hate to tell you this, but it doesn’t kick as much ass as Luke Jerram’s stanhopes-inspired ring that he custom-designed for his wife with help from a local jeweler. The ring “contains a tiny photographic slide paired with a lens. When illuminated by an equally small light source—Jerram says even a candle will work—the couple will have four adorable images of themselves projected wherever they go.”

Cutest thing you ever did see? I thought so, too. It’s like an old slide projector featuring you and your mate! Awesome.

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I’d love to make fun of this, really I would, if someone could just….hand me…a tissue…

OK, I admit it: This proposal is awesome! The video may be long, but it’s totally worth seeing how the plan all comes together. Plus, it’s a couple that met on Match.com, is attractive AND not completely crazy? For reals? I thought those didn’t exist. I guess I’ll take their commercials a little more seriously now.

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Is that the World’s Thinnest G-String? And is he wearing 42 layers of Maybelline Charcoal Smoke eye shadow?

It looks like the bride is rather enjoying her groom in the buff. Their love doesn’t need much — just a killer tattoo artist and a few boxes of Twinkies. I appreciate that kind of raw passion. Sh*t’s beautiful.

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