Peeps on the interwebs are talking about this “twist” on the traditional Irish wedding ring because it, well…..looks a whole lot like something else. If you know what I’m saying. And if you don’t, then go here for the ‘lite’ goatse definition.
Ahh…..filthy romance at its finest. And for only $24.95, it’s a real bargain!
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This was the first dance from the Fantasy themed wedding that was featured on TLC’s, “Say Yes to the Dress” and on E!’s “The Soup”. It’s also kind of…..poorly executed? I mean, hello: Mortal Kombat is awesome because you can rip someone’s leg off and beat them senseless with it. I see none of that here.
Plus, wouldn’t the groom want to choreograph the fighting sequence so that it looked like he kicked everyone’s ass? Instead it looked like he got pummeled by a couple of cheap sticks. What a letdown 
.
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Sticking your tongue out isn’t going to protect your mouth, Curly Sue. You’re in it for the long haul now. Every day, every night, FOREVER. Even when he’s been eating stale Cheetos in between giant bites of raw garlic, he’s yours to love until death do you part. Good luck with that!
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Hey, it is pretty hard to narrow down which of your 18 besties can be your bridesmaids. Why not just go with all of them? Unless of course there’s a symbolic reason she went with 18. According to Wikipedia, the number 18 can represent:
- The number of chapters into which James Joyce’s epic novel Ulysses is divided
- Russ Wheeler’s car number in the film ‘Days Of Thunder’
- In Chinese folklore, the Shaolin temple had a group of 18 bronze Monks.
From this, I’ve determined that the bride is either really into stream-of-conscious Irish prose; grew up watching ‘Days Of Thunder’ every Saturday afternoon; or a huge Wu-Tang Clan fan. Or maybe she’s all three.
“Marriage is said to be one of the most joyous occasions in one’s life. But joy isn’t the exact word that can describe this man’s mood. Forget being happy; this groom is light years away from even smiling.” Wow. I haven’t seen anyone freak out like this since that awful bee scene in My Girl. Is he allergic to his hot wife??
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Yeesh. Nice of him to dress up for this occasion. He looks like the real life embodiment of a Jim Carrey character. Is he Ace Ventura’s twice-removed redneck cousin? Is his bride half-asleep? I bet I know where they did all of their wedding day shopping. (All the Old Milwaukee you can drink + the bride’s dress!!)
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Well, I hope she got the other half. Otherwise that placard reads like, “I thought about selling the trunk portion of the back to my buddy, but instead I decided to just give the whole thing to my stinking ex. Hope she appreciates it!”
I’m all about celebrating a divorce that makes everyone happier, but I always think of a celebration more as a time for cake, maybe a party and a limo. Not so much a display of, “Be glad you’re not me.” That being said, I’m totally digging the redneck half-a-car symbolism. Now they can upgrade to ’93 Geo Prisms and start brand new lives!
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Is this her “back-up” wedding dress? Anytime I see a professional picture involving water and a ruined dress I have to wonder whose idea it was to take it. I just can’t envision being like, “You know what would be awesome? If I climb over to that slimy rock and lie on my stomach so that my dress train dips into the water and it looks like I have a tail. How amazing would that be?”
Then again I also can’t envision doing this, or this, or this, and those things all happened. So, I must be wrong.
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Ah, now I see where the origin of the term “hot mess” came from. This bride looks like she accidentally put her dress on the “extra fluff” setting in the dryer. And her crown is crooked, and the right side of her claw-piece boob covering looks crooked. Plus, that train looks longer than your average church aisle. I hope she made it through the wedding without drowning in her own garment.
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It’s like my 3rd grade Trapper Keeper design just exploded all over this chick’s dress. I wonder if it came with scratch n’ sniff stickers, rainbow erasers that barely work and a set of pencils like my Trapper Keeper? If so, I can understand why she bought it.
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