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Yeesh. Nice of him to dress up for this occasion. He looks like the real life embodiment of a Jim Carrey character. Is he Ace Ventura’s twice-removed redneck cousin? Is his bride half-asleep? I bet I know where they did all of their wedding day shopping. (All the Old Milwaukee you can drink + the bride’s dress!!)

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Well, I hope she got the other half. Otherwise that placard reads like, “I thought about selling the trunk portion of the back to my buddy, but instead I decided to just give the whole thing to my stinking ex. Hope she appreciates it!”

I’m all about celebrating a divorce that makes everyone happier, but I always think of a celebration more as a time for cake, maybe a party and a limo. Not so much a display of, “Be glad you’re not me.” That being said, I’m totally digging the redneck half-a-car symbolism. Now they can upgrade to ’93 Geo Prisms and start brand new lives!

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Is this her “back-up” wedding dress? Anytime I see a professional picture involving water and a ruined dress I have to wonder whose idea it was to take it. I just can’t envision being like, “You know what would be awesome? If I climb over to that slimy rock and lie on my stomach so that my dress train dips into the water and it looks like I have a tail. How amazing would that be?”

Then again I also can’t envision doing this, or  this, or this, and those things all happened. So, I must be wrong.

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Ah, now I see where the origin of the term “hot mess” came from. This bride looks like she accidentally put her dress on the “extra fluff” setting in the dryer. And her crown is crooked, and the right side of her claw-piece boob covering looks crooked. Plus, that train looks longer than your average church aisle. I hope she made it through the wedding without drowning in her own garment.

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It’s like my 3rd grade Trapper Keeper design just exploded all over this chick’s dress. I wonder if it came with scratch n’ sniff stickers, rainbow erasers that barely work and a set of pencils like my Trapper Keeper? If so, I can understand why she bought it.

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There’s no beating around the bush with these two! ZING. When a Wang meets a Holder, you know it’s “right” from the start. Kind of like if you meet someone who shares your birthday, favorite ice cream flavor, eye color and life’s ambition to sing back-up for Jon Secada. Just marry that person right then and there. It’s meant to be.

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I don’t know what to make of this. Is it just me or does the husband look like he’s aged in the second picture, while the wife looks pretty much the same?

How the hell did he lose so much weight? All I can think is he suddenly got really into rock climbing and the sun weathered his face a bit and turned him into a rugged, lean, muscle-machine who only eats energy bars. I think it’s amazing that he dropped what looks to be about 400 inches in his waistband, but damn. He almost looks like a different guy!

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I hope this guy managed to be in almost every single wedding photo taken that day. Maybe he’s standing in the background and enjoying a bit of fruit salad in one; then he’s hiding behind the officiant at the altar in another. That way, the couple could actually play Where’s Waldo? (or Wally!) when going through the pictures later.

Of course, logistically this only works if they hired a dude to come dressed that way (or didn’t hire anyone at all and the character’s presence was a gag gift from friends). I’m not sure it would make a lot of sense for Waldo to be the bride’s kid brother. You can’t pretend to be the Where’s Waldo? guy one minute and then give a heartfelt toast the next. Although, I suppose that could be hilarious, too.

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Oh no they did NOT make their guests use a half-assed-decorated Porta-Potty and that cheap toilet paper that costs less than a pack of gum. What kind of party are these people trying to throw? The kind that induces nausea?

Clearly this photo did not come out of the Porta-Potty Wedding Catalogue. This was taken by a guest who took one look at the bathroom digs and went, “EW. I need to take a picture of this hole of destruction.” If it were me, I’d do the same thing.

via The Daily Wh.at via Gizmodo

Think your wedding ring kicks ass? Well, I hate to tell you this, but it doesn’t kick as much ass as Luke Jerram’s stanhopes-inspired ring that he custom-designed for his wife with help from a local jeweler. The ring “contains a tiny photographic slide paired with a lens. When illuminated by an equally small light source—Jerram says even a candle will work—the couple will have four adorable images of themselves projected wherever they go.”

Cutest thing you ever did see? I thought so, too. It’s like an old slide projector featuring you and your mate! Awesome.

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