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I’d love to make fun of this, really I would, if someone could just….hand me…a tissue…

OK, I admit it: This proposal is awesome! The video may be long, but it’s totally worth seeing how the plan all comes together. Plus, it’s a couple that met on Match.com, is attractive AND not completely crazy? For reals? I thought those didn’t exist. I guess I’ll take their commercials a little more seriously now.

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It’s the Return Of The Curse Of The Long Veil. First we had Part I: Grandpa’s Misstep (starring Jenna Fischer), then we had Part II: Wedding Cake’s Revenge, and now this. It’s like some brides can’t grasp the concept that a veil doesn’t have to be 5 feet long. The look on this bride’s face is telling me that she’s just figured that out. Better now than at the buffet by the ranch fountain! At least her husband’s getting a good laugh.

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She’s just taking a nap. An upside nap. In her dress. Er….OK, she got knocked over and nobody cares. Even the bride doesn’t care. She’s like, “Hmm, yes, I do see you there, but I…well, I’m debating on whether I feel like moving my body in a position that would allow you to get up. No, I don’t think I care to do that.” Poor kid.

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Is that the World’s Thinnest G-String? And is he wearing 42 layers of Maybelline Charcoal Smoke eye shadow?

It looks like the bride is rather enjoying her groom in the buff. Their love doesn’t need much — just a killer tattoo artist and a few boxes of Twinkies. I appreciate that kind of raw passion. Sh*t’s beautiful.

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Anybody want to help me out in the comments and report if these cake toppers have actual names? From what I can tell, they’re non-specific nerdbots (as I call them) from Kid Robot or some such place. They’re rather adorable. But I don’t know what they ARE. Bride and groom robot army enthusiasts? Planet defenders? They’re ‘more’ than your average robot cake toppers, from what I can tell, but hey what do I know? (Answer: nothing.)

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This is what happens when people get apostrophe-happy. Table stands get very sad, and wedding guest’s make bad joke’s about wedding planner’s. But hey, as long as the happy couple still gets all their gifts, it’s no harm, no foul. No apostrophe should stand in the way of a bride and groom receiving their extra-large guacamole serving dish from Crate & Barrel!

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Top 3 Awesome Things about this video:

1. The groom conveyed his appreciation of love through a streamer sequence.

2. The bride “was beautiful in… bobby socks.”

3. The couple is now choreographing other couples’ weddings. PLEASE GOD LET ME BE INVITED TO JUST ONE OF THEM.

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I feel really put off by this dude. I know I don’t know him, and will probably never meet him, but he scares me. His boy band gelled hair, the expression on his face and that hand are all going to haunt my nightmares for weeks on end. He reminds of this guy, only creepier, somehow. I guess congratulations are in order? If only the happy couple had come with a security detail…

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This video wins for Most Colorful Wedding Proposal Ever. Also worth noting: These days, if you don’t hire someone to create a graffiti mural with an accompanying viral video when you propose marriage to your significant other, you’re basically a jerk. Good luck!

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Holy. Crab. This cake is AMAZING. Here are the details about what’s what: “The crabs, corn, and container of Old Bay Seasoning are made of white chocolate. The sand is crushed graham crackers and vanilla wafers. The mallets are fondant. The entire cake is edible!”

Mmmm. Someone break me off a leg of THAT. If anyone gets married on the beach and doesn’t get a crab cake made of white chocolate they are doing it wrong.

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