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These Storm Troopers look pretty good considering the events that transpired at last night’s bachelor party. Nothing like sending off one of your own after a night of three-tittied strippers and back room delight, amirite?? What happens at Mos Eisley Cantina, stays at Mos Eisley Cantina.
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Prettttty sure Mariah Carey that bridesmaid is wearing her bra on the outside of her dress. It’s also hard to tell if the bride is 22 or 42 since she’s wearing her weight in make-up. I’m loving her style to wear her skirt so short that the garter is actually worn several inches below it on her leg. Hawtness. I bet that just how the groom likes it.
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I thought the bride typically wants to put the focus on herself. How’s that supposed to happen when her bridesmaids’ dresses were inspired by troll dolls and look like giant, poofy tie-dye disasters?
Is that why the bride had to add that star headpiece she found in her box of old Christmas decorations? It, um, helps.
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Some trends should fade into the sunset before they can be labeled a trend. Like Red Fraggle hair:
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This is how I wore my hair in second grade, folks. Its resurgence wasn’t cool in the 90s raver scene (well, unless you were in it) and it’s still not cool now. Especially if your guests are already suffering from seizures due to your technicolor wedding garb. At least fancy it up a little, like this classy lady:
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What statement is this pom-pom updo making? “Ra-Ra-Sis-Boom-Bah!”? Then again, it could be worse. She could have just slapped some horns on her head to get a similar effect:
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Wow. Somebody hit the “accessories” aisle at Party City! Just when I thought nobody was able to successfully pull off the Pokémon Bride look, I’m proven wrong. Live and learn.
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I’ve heard people say they want their second marriage to be a true reflection of who they really are, but I didn’t realize that included sparkly body swirls and sarongs. Is Ivana Trump the bride covered in bedazzled body paint, or is that just a sheer gown? Either way, homegirl looks like an upscale doily.
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Say it with me now: Please don’t let that be her brother, please don’t let that be her brother, please don’t let that be her brother….
PS: Damn, his suit is shiny! Looks like he got the “satin finish.”
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This announcement takes a tip from the DIY wedding craze. Except it’s more like, “I’m gonna make this here sign by hand because that good-for-nuthin’ John Patterson ain’t even worth a real church sign. That worthless, shiftless piece of dung is gonna marry my ONLY daughter, dammit!”
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“When I originally bought this dress, I thought my Grandma would love it. But now I’m reconsidering. Do I totally look like an underage slut? Wait…don’t answer that.”
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Today is a day to celebrate love. And as everyone knows, love can get quite messy. In this case, I’m assuming the mess was made with delicious raspberry filling. But hey, you never know.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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