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This is one of those times that my former college self is like, “PSHAW! NOOOO WAY is this real! That would be like, INCREDIBLE.” Let’s just say that every job I had during those years involved a serving tray and a sh*tload of free Jägermeister after hours. *shudder*

Of course, the groom’s last name does have that extra “e” in it, making the image much more plausible. And really, who makes up names like Ernie Jaeger and Tammy Meister? Not me. So congrats, Andrew and Crystal! After the wedding you guys will probably go home with enough bottles of Jäger to last you a lifetime. *blech!*

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Annnnnd cue the music from Psycho. Homeboy’s got such a creepy look on his face that I may need to look at ponies for a minute to erase it from my mind. I can’t imagine anyone willingly signing up to spend the rest of their life gazing into those eyes. They’re so…menacing.

His weird hand placement on the knife isn’t reassuring me, either. Did he not get the memo that the cake cutting picture is supposed to be joyful, rather than murderous? I guess not.

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Well isn’t that typical. She’s such a princess that she’s too good to be the best princess of all time. She’s too good to even touch the ground! She just wants to lounge in the arms of hunky Storm Troopers and get fed grapes all day.

Well, I’ve got news for this gal: THIS bride held a blaster, and THIS bride probably held a light saber at some point during the reception. You gotta blend in a little. Don’t disappoint Darth Vader. He’s already got his hands on his hips.

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So this is like a “Baby, you make my heart explode!” kind of thing? ‘Cause I assume it’s not in reference to “Our love is like a ticking time bomb.” That would be a little negative.

Although truthfully, my biggest concern when I see a wedding cake is, “Can I eat it easily?” And in this instance, I’m not so sure. Are those wires an edible garnish? Doubtful. Is someone going to inevitably eat a slice of “groom’s feet”? Probably. On a scale of 1-10, I’m going to say this cake is only a 6 or 7 unless they’ve hidden a real firework or something inside and it explodes mid-reception. Then it would be awesome.

Normally I find it’s hard to do just about anything in the space of those 4 photobooth frames. I’ve tried basic stuff like putting on sunglasses in one frame and removing them in another, and even that didn’t work out whatsoever. So I’m pretty impressed with this awesome 4-strip o’ facial expressions. Congrats to the highly photogenic couple!

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The last time I saw a picture that involved inappropriate sexual implications it looked like this. And now here we are. Either this groomsman had a strangely unfortunate hip reflex or he’s been bottling up his feelings for the groom since grade school. At which point, hey, I’m happy for the guy. It’s always good to get stuff off your …um, chest.

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Sometimes you just hit that wall during the wedding planning process when you’re like, “White tablecloths or ivory? Beluga caviar or sterlet? And on which china? ……Aw, f*%k it, let’s just married at McDonald’s!“

And the outcome of that decision is this: A happy, uniformed staff willing to make a London bridge out of fancy balloons, the promise of plentiful over-salted french fries, and a much, much less stressful reception environment. I see nothing wrong here. Especially if there’s a DJ involved. (Every McDonald’s should have one, IMO.)

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I thought the whole point of marriage was that you finally found someone whose head you don’t constantly want to cover with a box. I guess that isn’t the case when you’re dealing with DIY-inspired hipsters. Oh, twee love. I wonder if they have on fake mustaches under there.

A man who is a huge fan of Internet culture site The Daily What is currently proposing to his girlfriend (also a huge fan of The Daily What) over on The Daily What, via that picture above.

From the source: “Kristjan wrote us to express his obscene fondness for TDW, which would have been enough to seal our lifelong endearment, but he went on to say that his girlfriend Alexandra, likewise a card-carrying member of the TDW Army, would be positively smitten from head to hiney if he asked for her hand on the couple’s favorite website. Seeing as we know of no greater romantic gesture, we couldn’t possibly turn Kristjan down, and we hope his sweetheart won’t either.

So, Alexandra — the Internet is waiting. Is it a WIN or an EPIC FAIL?”

Go wait for (or see!) her reaction on the post!

Source: The Daily What

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I’m definitely digging this invitation design…..mostly. I love the hand drawn quality and the concept, but I’m not totally into the bride and groom in those awkward wrestling stances. The Bridezilla looks like she’s wearing one heel and one flip flop and is a regular competitor on the female bodybuilding circuit, and The Groom From the Black Lagoon looks like a ripped version of my dad trying to dance. Nothing threatening about that whatsoever, other than the searing pain of watching some of the worst moves you’ll ever see on the dance floor.

But overall, I really do like this. Very clever .

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