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Is this some kind of ritual sacrifice? Is the groom the apple of the bride’s eye? Is he looking at the ring like he wants to eat it, so she’s offering him a fruit alternative? SO. CONFUSED. 

Limos are totally overrated. Why fork over the cash to catch a lift to your wedding when there are other perfectly functional modes of transportation? Like the trunk of this car:

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It’s no one’s fault but the bride’s that she got a floofy dress that doesn’t fit inside your average sedan. But hey, it’s not like they’re being hauled off in a freaking bulldozer or anything…

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At least they put down a tarp. And they seem pretty happy, almost like they won this sweet ride on a morning radio show. That or their friends are playing a joke on them that’s so bad, it’s good. Reminds me of this crew. 

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This is what happens when you get married in August and buy your dress in January. You wind up drowning in sweat while wearing a multi-layered gown that weighs more than this cat and your wedding cake combined. Should’ve taken a tip from Marilyn (or Beth Otrosky) and gone skimpy.  

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Are Wet Formal Wear contests the latest wedding trend? My vote is on the Lady In Red. I hope she wins a year’s supply of loose change. And I hope she’s the groom’s hot mom (with questionable hair). 

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Is this a wedding or a quinceanera? I guess it doesn’t really matter when the ‘woman’ in question is a Kentauride. 

I wonder what they’ll serve at the buffet? Maybe some carrots, a little hay…possibly a casserole made with oats and molasses. Anything to keep the show horse trophy wife  bride happy. 

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I have no idea what’s happening in this picture, but all 3 parties look pretty satisfied so it can’t be too bad. Shit happens when your wedding is sponsored by Stolichnaya and your long lost uncle shows up out of nowhere. 

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And the judges say… 9.7, 9.7, 9.6! This bride’s got MAD SKILLZ. I kinda want to get this professionally printed with archival inks and frame it n’ shit. She’s got great form for a first-timer (assuming she isn’t working on her 2nd or 3rd marriage, of course). Totally reminds me of this keg stand queen. 

Come to think of it, there are a bunch of talented wedding athletes that roll through Wedinator. I guess weddings just bring out the excitement in people. 

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“What is this, sparkling wine? I thought someone said there was going to be gin at this shindig. Ughh, these kids are all so 1st grade. They don’t even know their times tables yet. I have a feeling it’s gonna be a long night.”

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“Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!” 

Personally, I would never be jealous of anyone marrying a dude who wears smiley ties. Where’d he get that thing — Wal-Mart?

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Smile, ladies! You’re on candid camera!! Oh, wait – you’re posing with your skirts up. I get it. You actually planned this. Right. Makes sense then. 

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