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Please no white bathroom towels because the bride’s gigantic hooves tend to get very muddy after a long day in the country. Also, please don’t be alarmed if the bride nays loudly when she opens a gift that she particularly likes. It’s a compliment, really, not to mention a habit. You should have heard her the other night when the neighbors gave us a couples massage at the day spa. Her excitement could be heard for miles!

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Bride: Ooooh! That feels surprisingly good!
Groom: I look like a total nerd. And my pants are getting wrinkly.
Bride: Goodness! I don’t think I’ve felt a sensation like this before!
Groom: Oh really? You haven’t?
Bride: Er, I mean, yes, yes I have. With you. I was only kidding. Promise.

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Sing it with me now: Bride on the ground, bride on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your tulle on the ground…

I feel bad for this bride. She’s just trying to please a photographer who insisted that she and her camo-ish-clad army of bridesmaids run toward the camera in a big open field. It goes to show that no matter how wide the space is, you can still trip and fall on your face if you’re wearing a floofy gown. I hope she at least took off her heels first. Put some ice on it, bride!

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Oh, well, that’s unfortunate. This is exactly why I always tell people to travel to weddings with a kazoo. That way when the groom’s orchestral band salutes their band mate you have something to hold up and don’t look like a flagrant Nazi. Whoops! Keep the arm down, Uncle Adolph!

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…I see France, I see somebody’s boring, lifeless, unsexy, maybe satin, possibly laundry day underpants! 

For realz, this is why women should consider a nice see-through/lace combo for their Special Day. Cuz shit like this happens when you’re on a horse, getting out of a car, walking down a flight of stairs or riding a see-saw. 

Hey lady, tell us how you really feel about it. 

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Does anyone else hear an animatronic robot yelling in slow motion? “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” 

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Is he feeding her a bite of cake or getting ready to perform molar surgery?

OR is she deathly terrified of cake? I’m going to pretend that’s what it is.