Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Usually the mother-in-law is the crazy one. Too controlling, too nitpicky, too protective. But in this case, I’d say the groom is totally freakin’ nuts. If that’s his “fake” angry face, I’m scared to think of what his real one looks like. He is dangerously close to having a unibrow (the signature of all crazy people). 

Related: Awkward Family Photos

Eye contact….make eye contact…

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Honestly I had no idea that Tim Gunn was so hot for chicks. You learn something new every day!

Some pictures just shouldn’t have been taken.

Kinda like some floral headpieces should never have been worn…

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

And um, whoa. Talk about a fixed gaze. This mother-in-law is totally freaking me out.

I can hardly imagine anything scarier! Oh, except this:

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

It’s the peacefulness that spooks me. That cheetah is a little too adorable.

This is how safari honeymoons can go horribly awry.

But awkward photos can be taken anywhere, from the jungles of Kenya to the beaches of Hawaii…

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Now there’s a couple of people who needed to get lei’d. Heh. I’m particularly digging the bride’s afro-mullet.

As opposed to this woman’s “messy nest” look.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Wow, do these people want to be standing with each other or what? Gotta love family.