Submitted by: stedsgirl via Submit Page

See, this is what I’ve been saying for years: BASS PRO NEEDS A WEDDING REGISTRY. Some people could give a hoot about fancy dishes and expensive bedding. This couple would be perfectly happy with some tackle accessories, GPS units and a couple of reel and rod combos. Give ‘em something to use on their honeymoon, not something that’ll sit in a closet for 20 years! 

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

Well here’s an example of camouflage totally defeating its original purpose. Did she climb up a ladder to step into this thing? It’s quite  spacious. Are they going to put it up for rent on Craigslist when the wedding’s over? “Roomy interior, no bath but will get you laid.” 

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Submitted By: Anon

Someone splurged and got a new pair of painter’s paints for his wedding! I hope the dinner he killed for the reception tastes better than the trellis looks. I’ve been to high school dances with better photo backdrops than that sad deer blind. 

And why are they at the VFW? Definitely should’ve stepped it up and rented the lodge where this guy got hitched. You only get married once!

So this is what a cross between a redneck and a Wall Street douchebag looks like. I always thought “tailored camouflage” was an oxymoron, but I’ve been proven wrong by these cheesedicks. Nice vests! And did you check out the wedding cake?

I don’t know whether to eat it or hang it on the wall. Or do both!

Submitted By: Anonymous