Like this kid has somewhere better to be.

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“Hey gals, can we uh, wrap this up soon? I’ve got a date with my dad’s secretary in an hour.”

When you’re livin’ large, your dance card is always full.

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“Ugh, not here again. I thought I gave her my fake number last time.”

Life can be so hard!