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Say it with me now: Please don’t let that be her brother, please don’t let that be her brother, please don’t let that be her brother….

PS: Damn, his suit is shiny! Looks like he got the “satin finish.” 

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I’m not fluent in Portuguese, but I think this translates to, “What God has united man must not divide.” So don’t go thinking it means, “WTF, why is that 14-year-old marrying his crazy mustached Grandmother who seems to be feeling him up?” … because it doesn’t. 

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Hey, there’s gotta be some kind of trade-off for being a ring bearer. I’d say copping a feel on your new aunt’s rack just before she gets married suffices. It’s like a rite of passage for them both! 

PS: Nice faux hawk, kid. Keep it up and you too can be a Sensitive Lord Of The Night.