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Whoaaa. It’s a rainbow of deliciousness. This cake kicks ass. I want to pay someone to make this for me right now. Major points for keeping the cake at a reasonable size, too. Some people just don’t understand that there’s no reason to have a cake that feeds 400 when you only have 72 guests at your wedding.

I like knowing the cake sat there throughout the ceremony looking traditional and boring, and then BAM! you cut into it and it’s packed with awesome. Is it supposed to be a metaphor, like “it’s what’s on the inside that counts”? If so, point taken!

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These cookies rule. I’ve never thought of getting married as ‘two meshing gears transmitting rotational motion’, but that’s sweet. And delicious. Kinda reminds me of these steampunk cake toppers.

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If so, I WANT SPRINKLES. Really, what could be sweeter than an ice cream truck rolling by on your wedding day? Just when things seem like they can’t get any better…you’re surrounded by friends and family on the most special and perfect day of your entire life…and then suddenly that familiar song starts playing a block away like magic.

It would be especially awesome if this truck had cone-dipping abilities. It would be especially NOT awesome if the bride spilled on her wedding dress. Careful! 

Well, it definitely isn’t a candy van.

PS: Wow, that’s a LOT of black for a beautiful spring day. 

Nothing says classy like a figurine of the bride jumping the groom’s bones on the cake.

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Way to give your Grandma a visual of what’s to come after the reception. Although when compared to something much dirtier, this humping topper almost seems appropriate.

As opposed to this one…

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Something about this doesn’t scream ‘romance’ to me. Unless the couple met as undercover FBI agents, which would actually be awesome.