This dress is totally Patriot Chic. Who wouldn’t want to walk down the aisle in a spin on the American Flag? The skirt is so…reminiscent of a peppermint candy firework.

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Don’t forget to whip up a cake that’ll awe your guests while staying on-theme. Consider something like this:

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Mmm! How yummy does that look?! Break me off a piece of that flag pole! You could even force your guests to recite the Pledge Of Allegiance before receiving a slice. Just a suggestion.

Have a great 4th everyone!

Did this woman hire a killer magician to make her wedding dress at the rehearsal dinner? That actually sounds like an entertaining evening. I’m guessing she asked him to make her reception dress easy-access…



I desperately want to pop the ugly out of this dress. Someone hand me a pair of scissors.

When my fiance asked me where I’d like to get married after he proposed, I
went with my  gut instincts. “In Hell,” I told him.

Isn’t Hell freaking awesome? Did you guys check out the layer of smoke at our feet? That was all me. Please do NOT get me started on that pleasant meadow scene behind Death. I specifically told them I wanted a backdrop with a view from Satan’s throne. Clearly there was a mix-up, but whatever. My fiance’s jacket is the perfect length, don’t you think? We’re giving out
custom Ouija boards to our guests, and I cannot wait to cut into that blood red coffin cake.

This is the happiest day of my life. Death, let’s DO THIS!

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