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Not exactly a picture for the family album. I wonder if these guys are her friends, relatives, or just her handlers? And are they really holding her upside down to show off a pair of underwear scribbled on with Puffy Paint by  drunk person? That’s unfortunate.

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I don’t know who this is or when this was taken, but this picture represents who I believe I am deep down inside. Or, on the surface. Whatever. 

She looks like she’s teetering on the edge of reason. It’s hard to tell whether she’s about to get real angry or throw herself on the ground crying. All that’s clear is this is an event that was worth being at (with a camera). 

PS: Nice pants, guy-behind-bride.

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Did there used to be two straps on that dress? She’s probably going to wake up with a massive hangover and a hand’s worth of missing Press-On Nails.

Not that I would know or anything…

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- Family
- Friends
- Not getting arrested on my wedding day and flashing my Britney to several police officers

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!