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OK, I love it when this happens: I’ve seen this couple before. At the time I guesstimated that this woman and her husband “could make your enemy disappear if you deposited $20,000 into one of their off-shore bank accounts.” But NOW I know she’s actually a high-power Madame! It all makes sense. Thank you, Internet!

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Prettttty sure Mariah Carey that bridesmaid is wearing her bra on the outside of her dress. It’s also hard to tell if the bride is 22 or 42 since she’s wearing her weight in make-up. I’m loving her style to wear her skirt so short that the garter is actually worn several inches below it on her leg. Hawtness. I bet that just how the groom likes it. 

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…Not to mention a real kickass pair of lacey boots. I’m trying to think of where I’ve seen this fashionable – yet subtle – style of footwear before. Ah, yes. That’s right. On this fancy lady. 

This is love. It’s like the real life embodiment of that song Leather and Lace by Don Henley and Stevie Nicks. And is that the swampy moat of my wedding dreams behind them? Much more romantic than the Waffle House parking lot.

This might be a stupid question, but the woman standing next to the bride is the bride’s mother, right? The one with the bangs and the Beanie Baby keychain? Just checking.