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I’m always saying that the concept of chivalry has gone out the window. Same thing with fashion trends like corset wedding dresses, satin lace-up leg wrap shoes, and fluffy mini skirts with attached trains. Thankfully, this couple is bringing all of those things back! 

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I’ve heard people say they want their second marriage to be a true reflection of who they really are, but I didn’t realize that included sparkly body swirls and sarongs. Is Ivana Trump the bride covered in bedazzled body paint, or is that just a sheer gown? Either way, homegirl looks like an upscale doily. 

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Was her dress inspired by this or is she just in the middle of getting dressed? I’m assuming she isn’t planning on being carried down the aisle by her fiance (and that he won’t be wearing an orange tank top). But hey, who knows?

Sully? Is that you? Last I heard you were a gentle soul who safely landed a commercial airplane in the Hudson, saving everyone on-board. And now…this? 

Don’t get me wrong – you look really happy. I just figured you’d be on P-Diddy’s yacht popping bottles instead of working on your tan and getting hitched in a thong. But what do I know about being a hero?