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Damn, things were so much cooler before cell phones and laptops and individual couple’s weddings. Back when you could  just sit around with your friends, grow mustaches, play chess, take naps and then get married simultaneously in one big ceremony. The good old days. 

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Semi-Related, Totally Weird: Nice Mustache

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The couple that crossdresses together, stays together!

I’d like more poof on the groom-bride’s sleeves, and I’m a little confused about the veil (family heirloom?)…but overall I’d say he’s even prettier than his wife. Not that it’s a competition or anything. 

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I have a feeling this is going to end very badly.

Please tell me the prize is a sizable chunk of cash. This isn’t the kind of thing one does for charity. As a former wedding caterer I’m 100% certain that wedding cake is not the ideal competitive eating food. Too much icing. Ughh.

There are only 30 steamy burgers inside each crave case, and there is no way to forecast how many cases would accommodate this crew. Why guess when you can go straight to the source? Especially since White Castle is no stranger to love.

I have just one question: Which one is the bride? I see at least 3 brides in this picture. Is this like when 2 of the members of Bel Biv Devoe got married in the same ceremony? Multiple unions + White Castle reception = Recession Special!