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At Burning Man, bridal wear showcases are a thing of artistic beauty. Who can resist the latest in spork skirt haute couture? And that feather hat? So practical and flattering. If you happen to be a less conventional bride, you can always take things down a notch by removing your top and adding a casual-yet-trendy fedora. Lace-up boots and a semi-sheer skirt complete the look.

Both styles are great for warm weather and for pissing off your relatives.

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Which one of these guys gave parental consent for this young lady to get married? The same one who told her it’s acceptable to hop on the back of a motorcycle with a dude twice her age and ride off into the sunset? *shudder* I’ve seen some young looking brides, but this one is kinda freaking me out. For goodness sake, sweetheart, what happened to your dress? Put some clothes on! And a helmet! And take an umbrella ’cause you never know when it’s going to rain!

Suddenly my grandmotherly instincts are kicking in.

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Finally, another shot of The World Naked Bike Riders ‘n Wedding Crashers Federation (featuring a different couple!). I knew there had to be more pictures like this somewhere. I just didn’t realize they would include the Blue Man Group. How very unrevealing of him.

Speaking of revealing — why is the dude on the right wearing a t-shirt, but no pants? If you want to be a member of The World Naked Bike Riders ‘n Wedding Crashers Federation, you have to be completely nude. Or, just go shirtless and wear pants. Not the other way around.

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You know, every time I think I’ve seen it all, I’m proven incredibly, incredibly wrong. I don’t know exactly what this outfit is, but even “the bride” seems to be throwing her arms up as if to say, “You think I know what’s happening here? I don’t. Just get me a vodka tonic.” 

I’m trying to decide what’s weirdest: the boob brows, the penis fur-sling, the arm curtains, the tutu headpiece or the intergalactic leggings? Such a toss-up. 

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Every time I see a wrap-around mic and a dude standing at the front of the room I think of a megachurch. Kind of ironic, considering these two are getting married stark freakin’ naked. Judging by the placement of the groom’s right hand, I’m guessing the room might be a bit drafty. It’s all in the name of love. 

Related: “Clothing Optional. Top Hat Required.” and Beach Weddings Are So Practical

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I don’t know if this woman is a crazy aunt or a total stranger, but I appreciate her presence regardless. Dranks + white pleather platform boots + random boob flashing = Good times. And are those sheer pantyhose from the Hooters catalogue?

I kind of want to hire her to crash my parents’ 40th Anniversary Party. If she ever leaves Margaritaville, that is. Her body’s pretty smokin’ for her age, amirite? 

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Dayyum. Is that Richard Hatch from Survivor? This picture’s like some Annie Leibovitz shit. Artsy in a ‘creepy, random nakedness’ way. You know the couple has it blown up and framed above their mantel. 

Seriously, though – who is that naked guy? 

If you’re considering a destination wedding, wear a bathing suit under your dress.

It’s convenient, fun and even a little daring!

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Or, don’t wear one at all.

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Who needs a gown when the guests come naked? She’s certainly got her Something Blue ‘covered.’  I wonder if her dad walked her down the aisle like that? Awk-ward.

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I’d like to make a Happy Birthday shoutout to Jesus, and wish all you readers a very Merry Christmas!  This picture is my gift to all the folks out there who still believe that humans and dinosaurs once co-existed. It’s like a prehistoric nativity scene …kind of. I bet I can guess what their cake topper looked like. 

Related: The Age Of Aquarius

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This picture totally belongs on Photobomb.

It’s not the first wedding photobomb that’s landed on Wedinator, but it is the first full-frontal. Apparently nudist cyclists are all about safety, peace on earth, and streaking past the town square.