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Prettttty sure Mariah Carey that bridesmaid is wearing her bra on the outside of her dress. It’s also hard to tell if the bride is 22 or 42 since she’s wearing her weight in make-up. I’m loving her style to wear her skirt so short that the garter is actually worn several inches below it on her leg. Hawtness. I bet that just how the groom likes it. 

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“Am I amusing to you? You think I’m funny? I can’t go outside and get dirty kicking your friggin’ ass because I’m in a lily white dress, is that it? Try me.”

OK, OK… This site isn’t only about making fun of New Jersey. The truth is, this woman reminds me of an old roommate I had who was totally fucking nuts. And this is exactly what she would look like in a wedding dress. Except she’d also be screaming, “I will break you, you whore!” Longest three months of my LIFE.

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“Listen baby, I know I promised you a honeymoon in Ibiza, but somebody’s gotta pay for this ceremony. So take that fine ass and get back to work! Couple weeks from now, we’ll go away just you and me. I promise.”

Submitted By: Anonymous

So there’s a K-Fed and Britney in Munchkinland, too? Looks like the back-up dancers bridesmaids are donning some “dresses” from 2005′s The Onyx Hotel Tour. Klassy!