If I was attending this wedding I would totally be making DJ requests on the sly all night. Let’s see, a few classics that come to mind…

1. Girls, Girls, Girls – Motley Crue
2. My Humps – Fergie
3. Back That Ass Up – Juvenile

I can’t believe they were registered at Williams Sonoma.

Awesomeness by Nirug21

I made an arrangement with my fiance when we got engaged: If he gets to implant hair plugs, I get to wear an embellished bikini to the wedding. It’s something I’ve been dreaming about since I was a little girl. A bikini covered in beautiful flowers made of tissue paper, paired with Rack Room fuck-me stilettos and a gorgeous, flowing train. Luckily, he was into the idea!

Everything came together spectacularly. The parking lot we wanted to rent for the ceremony was available, my tan came in even, and Hooters even had a cancellation so we were able to secure an awesome venue for the reception. Plus, none of my ex-husbands showed up. Simply perfect!

PS: Serious Side Note: Does this chick not look exactly like Heidi Montag if she’d gotten married in her usual day-to-day attire?

I can think of just a FEW outfits more appropriate to wear at your wedding than this one:

1. Hazmat suit (with a velcro veil, obvs.)
2. Xena: Warrior Princess
3. Bedazzled garbage bag

Awesomeness by Tacky Weddings

As you all know, I LOVE flamingo pink. I had decided Flamingo pink wouldn’t be a good wedding idea. But after seeing this dress…

I changed my mind

Awesomeness by Steedoggydogg

I would love to see my bridesmaids dressed up like scantily clad flamingos!

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Mmm, I hope there’s a communal vat of soy sauce to go with all this fish. Nothing like picking through a pile of raw sashimi that’s been molded into a cake by a chef’s bare hands and then dipping it into a bucket of sauce.

Awesomeness by Weird Things

They must be trying out a new dance move.

But… OUCH! that looks like it hurts….