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“We are gathered here today to celebrate the bride’s HUGE breasts. The groom has vowed that from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health – he will love, cherish and fondle the bride’s breasts for as long as they both shall live.”

Will Someone Just Get It For Her Already?!?

I don’t think she even cares.

Paint By Numbers Wedding

The white dress is a lie.