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Which one of these guys gave parental consent for this young lady to get married? The same one who told her it’s acceptable to hop on the back of a motorcycle with a dude twice her age and ride off into the sunset? *shudder* I’ve seen some young looking brides, but this one is kinda freaking me out. For goodness sake, sweetheart, what happened to your dress? Put some clothes on! And a helmet! And take an umbrella ’cause you never know when it’s going to rain!

Suddenly my grandmotherly instincts are kicking in.

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I wonder if there’s any left for their guests? “Umm, I guess I’ll take some off the bride’s beard.” 

So this is what a cross between a redneck and a Wall Street douchebag looks like. I always thought “tailored camouflage” was an oxymoron, but I’ve been proven wrong by these cheesedicks. Nice vests! And did you check out the wedding cake?

I don’t know whether to eat it or hang it on the wall. Or do both!

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He shoveled the bride right off her feet and said, “Darlin’, I want to parade you around town in my dozer and tell everyone you’re my queen.”

Then he invited his brother Eddie and Eddie’s wife Charlene to tag along since they decorated the dozer. Charlene’s got a real knack for that kinda thing.

This is love. It’s like the real life embodiment of that song Leather and Lace by Don Henley and Stevie Nicks. And is that the swampy moat of my wedding dreams behind them? Much more romantic than the Waffle House parking lot.

This might be a stupid question, but the woman standing next to the bride is the bride’s mother, right? The one with the bangs and the Beanie Baby keychain? Just checking. 

I saw this photo and it made my heart stop.

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I LOVE the tractor in the background! Don’t you? Doesn’t it make you want to farm or something? After the ceremony, the guests could head back to the reception barn and check out…

The mud cake! ITS BETTER THAN A MUD PIE!

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All my baby and I would need is a couple of deer heads, a shotgun, and a beer keg and we’d have the PERFECT REDNECK WEDDING!  Yeehaw!