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Five Things You Need To Be a Proper Russian Bride:

- a corset
- scary fingernails
- platform stiletto f**k-me heels (preferably a half-size too small)
- major attitude
- dreams of becoming a nuclear physicist. This chick looks smart.

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Submitted by: artwhoreforhire via Submit Page

That looks really……special. I don’t know how a ring that big fit on that tiny little pillow, but I’m pretty sure that’s beside the point. The real point is: WTF is going on here? Is anyone else sadistically reminded of the Lindsay Lohan/Vanessa Minnillo photo shoot? Why is the groom the only one allowed in formal wear?? So many questions. 

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

This is totally what my girlfriends and I do when we hang out together, especially when one of us has a bachelorette party! We put on our fancy lingerie, watch a little porn and then have a ginormous pillow fight after spraying each other down with champagne. It rules. 

Submitted By: Mary S

It’s kind of a toss-up. Both wear spangles on their fake boobs, both shake it for cash, and both would get married in Vegas.

I think her boobs are technically more covered than this woman’s, so that’s saying something. 

Submitted By: Beth T

Crimped hair, leg warmers and huge, fake tits. This fine lady is going to make some old, rich man very happy. She’s great at baking pies, loves tanning and holds a degree in biochemistry from Cal Tech earns ducats making ass jazz. Oh, and she’s a killer “ballerina.” That tutu ain’t just for show.

Nice backdrop choice. I always wanted to get married on the VMA’s red carpet, too.