Submitted by: Cyberkedi via Submit Page
Wow. Is this an art installation that represents how the couple’s friends feel about them getting married? As in…they want them to have limited vision and accidentally drive off the road? It’s possibly the scariest-looking getaway car I’ve ever seen. I can’t tell if those are Budweiser cans or Coke cans, but whoever’s decision this was must be a HUGE fan of the beverage.
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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
“OK, ladies, I haven’t ever asked you for much over the years, but on my wedding day can you please, please make sure your skin is bright orange to complement mine? Just double the instructional use of your favorite bronzer and then spend three-four times as long in the tanning bed every day for a week. It shouldn’t take long!
Oh, and most importantly, please make sure none of you goes for a “burnt sienna” color, because that’s what color I’ll be. Love you all like sisters! Kisses!”
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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Yowww these dresses are hurting my eyes. I feel like I need to put on my sunglasses. Was the bride trying to make her friends look like they were on fire? Perhaps the wedding had an “elements” theme? Or was this just a case of nerdy girls who are fashion-impaired? They all have nice figures…it’s a pity everyone at the wedding was likely too blinded to notice.
Submitted by: Medusa2010 via Submit Page
This is what happens when you’re forced to make your crazy cousin a bridesmaid, and she’s all, “ZOMG I have the BEST dress for your wedding! And it has a matching hair piece! And it shows off my belly ring!!” It’s like something Donna Martin would’ve worn on Season 7 of Beverly Hills, 90210, imagined by a seamstress on acid. Scary.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
At Burning Man, bridal wear showcases are a thing of artistic beauty. Who can resist the latest in spork skirt haute couture? And that feather hat? So practical and flattering. If you happen to be a less conventional bride, you can always take things down a notch by removing your top and adding a casual-yet-trendy fedora. Lace-up boots and a semi-sheer skirt complete the look.
Both styles are great for warm weather and for pissing off your relatives.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
…And the line between ghetto and ghetto fabulous once again gets blurred. How did she even put her dress on without tearing it?! They really need to start making velcro nails for situations like this. Just apply a little hook fabric to the nails and treat them like industrial Lee Press-Ons. That way women like this bride can do things like get dressed, eat food, drive a car and use the bathroom without needing assistance. Good luck to the groom on the “feeding each other wedding cake” photo opp. Scary.
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Submitted by: Moonshine via Submit Page
What’s up with the sparkle explosion around her torso? No torso requires that much sparkle motion, especially when paired with a tiara. Is she a beach princess and a mermaid? Are they serving this as the wedding “cake”? Trying to understand.
Maybe she’s just really into bikinis and sequins. I do always say, ‘Go with what makes you comfortable on your wedding day.’ I’m guessing she stands by the same motto.
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Submitted by: Bridal Wave TV via Submit Page
Well this is a practical dress option. Easy to dance to “At Last” in, easy to hug your Grandma in…who wouldn’t want those extra fake limbs draping heavily off their body? Just look at the model – she’s thrilled to be wearing that dress!
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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Is it just me or does this wedding seem weird? First the couple lets Super Annoying Guy decorate the reception room to match his shirt, and then they hit the buffet and return with a giant bowl of fruit. Not that I’m not a fan of fruit, or of Edible Arrangements (very tasteful), but are he and the bride really gonna eat all of that?
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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Five Things You Need To Be a Proper Russian Bride:
- a corset
- scary fingernails
- platform stiletto f**k-me heels (preferably a half-size too small)
- major attitude
- dreams of becoming a nuclear physicist. This chick looks smart.
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