Trainwreck
Jun. 11, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Bridesmaids, kids…c’mon, now, everyone lend a hand. This train ain’t stoppin’! I’ve got my crown fastened, my hair extensions are all in place, my hand’s on my hip — it’s time for me to get married! Nobody drop my dress train until I say so. I didn’t get this thing custom made just so it can be dragged on the dirty ground, did I??
[ed. note: Why are the bridesmaids also wearing white? I'm no traditionalist but isn't that kinda weird? Is it so they don't clash with the bride's train while she's walking down the aisle?]
